Call me Crow

Genderfluid, any and all pronouns, bi-something-or-other-sexual. sinner by trade. adult btw

[crowcock]

this account is satire

[maviena]

uma doodle dump

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[lightblindingme]

Frank’s idea of fixing things

[crybourg]

me trying to comfort my friends

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m very happy that my dad has a hobby that he loves but his hobby being restoring abandoned furniture and making furniture out of reclaimed wood means that we then have furniture projects kicking around and if you think that having too many knitting projects kicking around takes up a lot of space let me tell you about how large furniture is

[darkcomedies]

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

[darkcomedies]

oh dear

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”

[prokopetz]

More favourite useless wizard archetypes:

Wizard who knows exactly four spells, and who suffers from the world's worst case of "when all you have is a hammer" syndrome

Wizard whose magic has predictable side effects that it somehow never occurs to them to take into account until after the fact

Wizard who could have done that at any time, but nobody asked

Wizard whose "magic" is mostly legerdemain, except for one specific, completely unhinged miraculous feat they can do for real

Wizard who's never tried this before, but the theory is sound

Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards

Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences

[um-jammer-tranny]

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[zooolf]

[pisshandkerchief]

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

[millionsknives]

oh edward elric bleeding out and nearly dying impaled by a massive steel beam shaving pieces off his soul and years off his life because he chose not to kill the objectively worst guy he's ever met but he's just like. ah. if this is the price i have to pay for mercy i'm glad to pay it. 16 years old, unshakeable belief in the value of a life, shortest fuse in the world, mad as hell at all times, heart of gold for all of humanity. no one is doing it like him

[millionsknives]

it had to be kimblee too. it's a necessary part of any hardline pacifist's story to come up against the worst guy ever and still choose principle. anyone less evil would have been worth risking his life for. kimblee wasn't worth it at all. still ed doesn't mind. a lesser story would have made this the turning point where ed learns that he should kill but nope, that's not who he is, this doesn't change anything, the value of a person does not change. he's gonna live with his decision. he knows kimblee's never gonna change he knows his mercy is wasted he knows everyone thinks he's stupid but it's the principle of the thing. and it's the outflow of the action. mercy won't save kimblee but it saved his 4 men. it's a beacon for miles. it saved winry. it can save scar. as soon as 1 person isn't worth it, none of us are because one is all and all is one.

[thedeafprophet]

This is the year of secret third thing relationship dynamics. you need to put more characters in situations where they aren't exactly friends and they aren't romantic but something else. this is the time

[trans-lykanthropie]

noooo I'm not some creature uncannily occupying a human husk to blend in to your honestly pretty fucked up society, why would you even think that frrrrrriend

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[cyprozombiegirl]

if you're a trans woman it is very important that you're friends with people who are interested in living and living well. Find gym rats, painters, academics, devoted gardeners, gourmands, cinephiles, audiophiles, wine snobs, fashionistas... anyone who is deeply devoted to something in life, that fascinates them, brings them peace, and compels them to live. Learn from them, ask them to show you what's so good about ____. Imagine yourself as one of those anime slice of life characters who've learned that they can be satisfied (fulfilled even) with life as long as they pursue their love of __. The world is full of so much misery for us, and so many of us let that misery and hatred eat away at us until we're depressed, angry shells of people. Refuse that, choose life, choose learning how to live well. Choose enriching your senses by training them.

[killer8]

???

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[onetruefool]

but I know... it's my own damn fault...