some folks like water

I only want to live in peace, plant potatoes, and dream

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[clarabosswald]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked the alethiometer and it said ☼☼☼, 🍎 🍎, 𝚨𝛀 𝚨𝛀, 🕯🕯🕯, ⚗️⚗️⚗️, 🐜, 🍎, 𓆈𓆈

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[mlobsters]

merlin (1998) tv miniseries, dir. steve barron

[hangsawoman]

shirley jackson casually asking the pharmacist how much arsenic would be necessary to kill a family

from on fans and fanmail, a lecture by shirley jackson

[hangsawoman]

this is like that time virginia woolf was at the pharmacist with her sister vanessa and were casually (and loudly) talking about lesbian sex

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[segamascott]

[silverfucksville]

25 years of jackass

[oneangryshot]

unfortunately still love jackass 😌 yes hurt them 😌😌

[emmaharwoods]

[denkryn]

Furiosa (2024)

[annakarenina]

Did you know that the very first assembly of photographs in sequential order to create a motion picture was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse? Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up.

NOPE • 2022, dir. Jordan Peele

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[crushmylove]

Viggo Mortensen and Vincent Cassel in Eastern Promises (2007)

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog