Avoiding Adulthood

Learning how to be an adult. Currently struggling with life skills, how to properly use an iPhone, and my addiction to mobile games. My interests include cats, dogs, manga, comics, sports, fish keeping, craft beer, coffee, video games, burritos, and more...

[pk-kenzie]

I hate this game

[acnhcustomdesigns]

villager icons for signs or ground MA-8501-1535-1176

[odadddyoh]

[icecoldorangejuice]

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

[heywriters]

one minute i go from “i could disown you and never look back” to “you are literally the funniest person i know, we can survive anything together.”

[awwww-cute]

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

[tranceofreading-deactivated2015]

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

[ontarom]

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[mudaship39]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

[thestanconfessions]

[c-bassmeow]

Britney: Judicial 

Gaga: Legislative 

Mariah: Executive 

[thenatsdorf]

Extra-happy duck.

[gomjabbar]

h-he’s just wearing glasses

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

F U L L  G E E K

[furuba]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[dingdongyouarewrong]

im short circuiting

[antiotakus]

☆Moppu’s Mukbang

[theglaremage]

This is a pure and wholesome game

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[joseinextdoor]

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

[katie-the-angel-witch]

They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

[yamujiburo]

Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

[shinyjiggly]

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

[sorcererlance]

stress from being poor

[maximumthrill]

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[shitpost-senpai]

Being fucked this hard WOULD set off the filter