Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@moosterooster
started playing in stars and time and i am absolutely loving it :3
will update when my soul inevitably gets crushed (when i finish the game)
opinion on coffee?
i’ll drink any coffee that doesn’t taste like coffee. devastating answer, i apologize.
i know caffeine makes me anxious since my chest hurts every time i have it buuuuut when i’m already anxious why not have a tasty little drink anyway?
im ego renegade boy-ing it
DELTARUNE TOMORROW
why did jax abstract off screen??????
Because I wanted it to feel as abrupt and upsetting as it feels in real life.
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.
this post must be reblogged by everyone
I hate ‘reblog if you think’ posts, but alas, I do in fact think that they/them/theirs is valid
Hell yeah i do
feeling like tatsuki fujimoto the way i’m projecting the duality of my mommy issues onto my two ocs
b-day card featuring my friend’s oc !!
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
post-nut clarity hit so hard i start begging him not to leave me
your 12th emoji is how you'll die
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what..
@jerseyshoremassacre @sharkielolxd @dqk-theaceartist @library-of-hell @kermitthebomber-offical @belial-offical
this custom emoji of a bird a drew?
I’m gonna die by bird attack.
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I’m gonna die because of confetti
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What the hell does that mean
What am I dying from
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dang I guess I can never know
@helluvaandhazbinarelife @well-dressed-cow @n3ch0 @loyseeng
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imma get terminally ill😭
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???
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… So this has quite a few possible Interpretations
@blueberriez17 @rachelleeeeeeeee @random-doctor-on-the-internet @randomwordzard or anyone who wants to join in!
Hi siren, I’m the one who is going to kill you./j
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I die by ✨✨ serving too much cunt ✨✨
@touloserrrr @gracedreems @ririwithrice @avatarofsloth
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died of the swag flu
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I have no idea what that means but sure ok
@everydayknifeday @writing-books-is-fun and anyone else who wants to join
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yeah that’s what death is 😭😭
@jettmstdiee @shoshialyakward @ricky2763 @mikequeeler007 @anaconda-creates @iamsonormalabtmyinterests @everything-offical @j0inmyem0b4nd+any else who wants to join!
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I mean it makes sense
Death is scary
@mikequeeler007 @whitenailpolishoffical @james-offical @man-offical @totally-cis-offical + anyone else bc I forget who I’m moots with bc I follow too many ppl
what
@pokemon-offical @keysmash-offical open tags
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I’m going to die of… love?
Or heart failure
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Chat what does this mean????
I’m getting jumped by a furry, apparently-
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Being sad?? Idfk
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@captainjhook
what dose this mean???
Do I die by a broken heart wtf 😭😭😭
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Uhm… I die from… The devil? Or my sins…? Or a bad choice…? WTF
@at1ias @stumachershop @adrianapookie16 +anyone else
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Uh
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ok….
@sunny-fr @autopsyreport4yaoi @molemolemole-mole @rosebudthewolf @sparesomeserotonin and anyone else I missed
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Wait this one kinda works since you can die from a broken heart….
@evadstra @ash-lien @deftism @emofuker and anyone else I’m tired okay
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If I get poked in the eyes it was @an-insane-alt btw
@fruittriobrainrott @riverthesillytherian @the-king-of-kaumidy
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im gonna die from being too nice? Yeah seems about right.
@untamedwolfcryptid @shadowgirl-10 @fawningovertadc @bextheibex @omaokitchat @joe-chungus
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Nice info (also it becomes 1000× funnier when you learn my background and what day it is)
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Hmmmmm… maybe i dye from pretending im happy when I rlly not and I get depression and then I commit… hmmmmmmmm
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Uh Im not supposed to be allergic to anything i mean I’ve never shown allergies sooooo ummmm so do I have like a hidden allergy for some specific flower type….
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wait bluebonnet is the state flower of Texas…
Is Texas gonna kill me??.
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I will die of disappointment…
@calypso-the-nymph @just-call-mefr1es @teenfailur3-icide @auxsillyyyyyary @potatoanarchist @waspko @nell0hill @anyone
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i, too, will be so disappointed in somebody that I ultimately pass away
@rlinnl @vickysnowpawz @obsidiansandwich @theonebtweentheshadows @theblackberryhimself @one-million-beers @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @burnttoast7272 + moree
I mean I’ve already done this but maybe my death has changed so let’s see
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ummm am I gonna die from marriage …. ( oh that sounds horrifying let’s not think of that )
oh and I had a random thought our emojis are like our life they change there’s not a selected path … ( sometimes I act too wise )
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@vixiestarfrost @beanzdabean @poppyz-and-lilacz @phoenixrainsfire413 @rainbowfeather314 @cosmoseyekon @chemvanilla @bucket-of-axilotl @lunathetunaaa @yourlocalavian @merthaevelynk @shadey-rper @lilmushroom779 @eb-or-echo-part-2 @depressionanddrama + open tags
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what
do i die on my birthday?
fuck
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Terrifying
@cartoonenby @wynndexandformaldyhyde
@tabbykai @infinitelypurple +open tags
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Doctors speculated too long on what was killing me and didn’t cure me in time 😔😔😔
@justaruk @cr0wxo @averyroundbird @spectrevee @ anyone else who wants to join idk!
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i’m getting jumped by a fucking monkey
@facelikeadog @moosterooster @bubblemintz567 @rainciioud @snuglittlebug12 + open tags
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My dream is to eat so many carrots that I turn orange, though it looks like this leads to my demise…
@sillycamilly @sillylittletwink @ray-the-silly-billy @basilphobic
starting to realize my mutuals have a serious case of the sillies
computer? how do i get tf over it?? …computer do you hear me..?
TOO many interactive ads on my dashboard. how dare you assume i’m trying to play your stupid little game when really i am scrolling to look at my silly little blorbos. how entitled to my attention do you think you are ???