Normalcy is for the weak

Any pronouns but prefer Nyx/Nym/Nymph/Nymphs/Nymphself! Credit to @tcustodisart once again for Icon If you want to hear about my OCs, my general oc tag is #the fellows!

[sillyliddoclown]

[cloudyparadoxqueen]

**someone else’s blood

[thereforealiar]

[depsidase]

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[dogsuffrage]

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[selfpoweredoxygenmachine]

theres a lot of different opinions on new leaf vs new horizons but i will say you kind of cannot overlook that new horizons lets you be black

[selfpoweredoxygenmachine]

i miss a lot of new leaf stuff too but like . you cannot be black in new leaf . i dont think this should be considered one bullet point in a list of pros and cons it should at least be underlined and circled like ' you cannot be black in new leaf ' is a major issue

[charlesoberonn]

A girl of about 6 or 7 was babbling nonsense words at her mom and I thought to myself 'she should be able to form real words and sentences by this age' but then the mom responded in kind and I realized 'oh wait, they're speaking french'.

[bebx]

[noelle-ism]

huh? bweh?

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[scientia-rex]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

[flankerclinger0a]

Holy shit it’s the post

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[lesbianmarrow]

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

[lesbianmarrow]

this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911

[lesbianmarrow]

everybody STOP making this post about those men on interview with the vampire or any men at all. this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[causedascene81]

[unwontedfemme]

let's not forget her hot wife the rocket scientist

[libraford]

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

[libraford]

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

[libraford]

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

[roofroofington]

Honestly I only started writing in my genre field because I saw people much worse than me be really confident about their work.

[lukmarc10]

mom i can't go to school today, it's everytime we touch day

[un-father]

[spookymultimedia]

Eepy Platypus