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All a person needs in the world is love. Love and laughter and probably Shakespeare. I post mostly about murder husbands and hockey bros. Also anything else that strikes my fancy. #BlackLivesMatter

[the-winnowing-wind]

THE NETFLIX NARRATIVE :3

Okay children, it has come to my attention that some of you don’t know the Tale of Netflix and the Fannibals, so let me tell you the story. 

Once upon a time, in a Kingdom pretty near by, the Wizard Bryan Fuller raised fair maiden Hannibal to be beautiful and deep. However, the evil lord NBC demanded her hand in marriage, and once wed, made a deal with neighboring Satan Amazon, and gave him exclusive hold on the (streaming) rights of the tale of Hannibal for Four years (in the United States, but for the show to continue, the US rights need to be acquired). (http://variety.com/2013/digital/news/amazon-locks-up-4-nbcu-dramas-playing-keepaway-from-netflix-1200482254/)

Despite the people’s obvious devotion to Hannibal, and her clear ability to outshine and out-lovely the rest, after only a few years, the Dark Lord NBC decided they were through (and went on to fade to complete obscurity complete with a pot belly). Despite obvious woe, our Heroine Netflix stepped in, wanting to take her home, offering true love and a good home. But to the despair of the people of Fannibal, Satan did not relinquish his hold on the deal done. And TWO long years remained until the contract expired and Netflix could follow through.

So now every day, the people journey to remind Netflix, that in NOW ONE YEAR’S TIME, when Lady Netflix can, the maiden must still be saved.

TL;DR - AMAZON HAS OUR STREAMING RIGHTS UNTIL NEXT AUGUST, SO NETFLIX CAN’T CONTINUE THE SHOW AS AN ORIGINAL OR STREAM IT IN THE US. GO CHAT THEM AND REMIND THEM YOU STILL HAVE HOPE. https://help.netflix.com/help

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaleyed-deactivated20250119]

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

He also looks like this, if that helps at all

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 

[somethoughtfultrash]

THEY PLANNED 3 OTHER MOVIES WHY DIDNT THEY

[nermrod]

CANCEL HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4 AND DO THAT INSTEAD

[deair]

ice skating is like walking in cursive

[must-be-thursday-42]

What have you done

[mytvhannibal-deactivated2018013]

Agree.

[greatwhiteprivilege]

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

[sheercompulsion]

ASG 2016: Tyler “OH SHIT! SORRY FOR SWEARING, CANADA!” Seguin, everyone

[thegoldenmisfits]

jack: you should eat more protein, Bittle. bitty: [grumbles] i’ll eat your protein. jack: bitty: shitty: ransom: holster: chowder: dex: nursey: bitty: no! um. i just meant it like- you know- like i’ll show you who can eat more protei- no! oh lord. like you know how when you- like, why dont you eat my protein?? oh for pete’s sake. bitty: y'all just shut the fuck up and pass the chicken.

[scarvesandstars]

jack: [internally screaming]

everyone else: [externally, emphatically, passionately screaming]

[the-winnowing-wind]

USD POLL : Which gay couple on a TV show is the best?

COME ON GUYS - WE KNOW ;)

[hannibalsbattlebot]

4 percent???? We owe them more than that! They jumped off a cliff for love, they deserve our clicks!!!

[ithelpstodream]

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

[princeofbellehair]

whoever did this, thank you.

[trashflamingos]

[cherry-spice]

I interrupt your night to bring you young Anderson Cooper.

[impostoradult]

Okay, is it just me, or does young Anderson Cooper look just like the IRL version of Jack Zimmerman from @omgcheckplease ?

[monsieurjacksdad]

People have been speculating that Jack would be rooming with Tater on roadies, but what if the reason he does is because Jack is the only one on the team who is completely uphased by the fact that Tater struts around naked.

*walks into his hotel room after a long game to find Tater lounging naked on his bed* 

*sighs internally: oh no, this again* 

[omgcheckplease]

“Promise me you’ll stop being so hard on yourself. Okay, Jack?” “…Okay, Dad.”

[dubnyk-archive]

I think dialogue like this, along with their exchange at graduation, etc. is interesting because the comic only ever highlights Bob as a supportive and loving parent. While Jack seems to be afraid of letting his dad down, there hasn’t been any real indication that Bob is disappointed in him at all. Idk exactly where I was going with this, but yeah. Kinda strange.

[heresyourchecksir]

#it’s because even if you have parents like that who are very accomplished#even if they don’t put any pressure on you themselves#you still feel like the pressure is there merely from the weight of their accomplishments#bad bob we’ve seen as a very supportive and loving parent who’s never tried to put pressure on jack to succeed#but that doesn’t stop him from being bad bob zimmermann#and that the comparisons between him and jack will still be made both by the outside world and by jack himself#even if bad bob has never vocalized any pressure he personally wants to put on jack#by virtue of him just being who he is#there will be that pressure#at least in jack’s eyes

(Tags courtesy of @onethousandroaches)

[pansexuallardo]

SO. I just scrolled back through my photos to find #proof of Kit Purrson. I am missing a few but “kit Pursson” was definitely a name given by N through discussion with fans, because of course Kent would name his cat after himself. I’m kind of upset that I don’t have more tweets but Kit’s name was established, as seen with the use of the shortened “purrs.” Also Kit Purrson had his own Instagram, where he would model along with money and champaign (sadly I don’t have these tweets either) So yes Kit Purrson is canon and was an integral part of Kent’s on twitter character development that sadly most comic readers missed out on. 

[westsemiteblues]

[volatilebeegod-blog]

for 8000 denier i will stop

[shockalypse-deactivated20190501]

but like

gascony is a region of france

a pretty big region of france

she made enough money to buy a significant proportion of the country by just annoying tavern guests until they paid her to fuck off

marie the nuisance is truly an inspiration to us all

[bshittyknights]

also lol but @ my ransom/white hat compilation post i’ve seen a couple people in the tags be like WHAT’S ON THE FRONT WHY DOESN’T NGOZI DRAW THE FRONT and i did some digging and behold she has on her twitter:

so yeah it’s just blank alkdjfad