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prettyliar4everism

Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways

grenade-maid

Unless your otp is a rare pair, in which case you can watch them fall in love six times, in six different ways.

neon-crayons

And you wrote four of them.

unemployedundergraduate

I’m so proud of this one, whiskey looks a little weird, but I still think it looks really good for being one of my first drawings

silverlakequad

I just… have a lot of feelings about these two graduating.

(and maybe a 2000 word fic in the works about them…)

helaas--pindakaas

je ne give une fuck bitch!! je ne sais pas fuck and shit

chekplease

-Eric Bittle upon being told to study for his French vocab quiz

onesleep-twopie

Mr. Jack's Dad

and

Mr. Sir

themissingmarvel

Hard same.

reginataylor86

bluezimmz

A list of things Bitty has had to edit out for his blog

Because he has a reputation to uphold as a Sweet Southern Gentleman™ • “Not my gay ass” • “Honestly, y'all, I am this close to climbing inside the fucking oven” • “Arguing with middle aged white women about quiche on the internet is my passion” • “Y'all can take your issues with the amount of butter I use and shove it where the sun don’t shine” • “I may not be a professional but compared to some of you I’m Gordon Ramsey” • “If one of y'all even try to use jelly instead of jam I will die right then and haunt you for eternity” • “I wonder if there’s a functioning oven in hell” • “these cookies are called disaster cookies because I’m a messy bitch” • “Here’s a condensed recipe for the brownies because //Brenda// apparently doesn’t have time to be a //decent// baker” • *blushes thinking of the night before* “and I am out of whipped cream” • “This recipe is great because it’s incredibly easy to lace with arsenic and kill your nosey-ass hockey team” • “If you are trying to add weed to any of these recipes please choke”

aphony-cree

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

aphony-cree

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

extreme-technicality

May I present:

This monstrosity

moonblossom

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

zoycitem

My humble contributions

hey--its--hay

My Twinkies Halloween edition

todesboten

…

wordsofdiana

I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …

libraryogre

cipheramnesia

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

lesbianladyeboshi

arialerendeair

I will never be over needing to reset my password on my Prime account only to be granted my OTP.

My One True Password.

I died.

organizaxion

all i need now are ugly yellow shoes and some pie

#SCREAMING #jay-z

misussgorl

Fanfiction: there’s only one room available…

Me who specifically chose a Rated M and Explicit story: oh my gosh there’s only one room they’re gonna share a bed what’s gonna happen next

flannelizard

Jack Zimmermann being a boring nerd is the biggest power move on his part

gutsybitsies

he has the power of abs and cheekbones on his side he can be the most boring nerd of all time and still slay

doggernaut

Bitty knows he’s a boring nerd yet still finds him charming and hilarious (and “passionate,”), so he’s kind of got it made.

gutsybitsies

Jack: I can talk about historical documentaries all I want

Jack: and my boyfriend still thinks Im cute and passionate

Jack: so no. i’m not going to break regulations and light fireworks in the backyard to show him my impulsive side

flannelizard

He has famous parents, a messy past, and is a celebrity. Everyone expects him to be interesting but he’s straight up a dud, and I find that very sexy.