ya yeet lol

Hi I'm Morb, I write fic, draw, crochet, do other crafts, and mewl. 18+ !Minors DNI! Morbcvlt on ao3 Morbie on Bluesky

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

not my tweet or my fic (and there’s a good chance of this comment being a bot) but yeah, don’t do this. sure, some writers wouldn’t mind having fanfics (or direct continuation) of their fanfics written by someone else. some may even be thrilled and happy. but the fandom etiquette is that if you want to write a fanfic or a continuation of someone’s fanfic, YOU POLITELY ASK THE WRITER FOR THEIR PERMISSION. not their readers.

also 5 months isn’t long at all. 5 months is 5 minutes when it comes to fanfics. I’ve waited years for my favorite fics to get updated (one of my favorite fanfics was updated by the author after 13 years) and I’ve never said anything to them about “it’s been ___ years, I don’t think it will get updated anymore”. because another fandom / fanfic etiquette is that fanfic writers write for free in their free time, they don’t owe you anything. maybe they will update one day. maybe they won’t. if you want your favorite fic to get updated, you comment something like “this is good!! I’m excited for what happens next” and maybe your positive comment will motivate the author to update. but you don’t say “it’s been ___ months or years”. fanfics writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. they’re just kind enough to let you read their works for free. stop being rude and entitled to fanfic writers.

[moociao-after-dark]

Rest in peace, John Blanche

The father of Warhammer 40k art direction and the man that has inspired me as an artist, down to inspiring my current artstyle (and I am sure will continue to inspire me, even in death). 40k just wouldn't be 40k had it not been for the foundation of grimdark sci-fi that he laid.

Farewell, you absolute legend.

[pansyfemme]

hits your cervix with my car

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

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[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

it's me and my two sources on medieval strap-ons against the world

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Right, so.

Source One is Burchard of Worms' Decretum, Book XIX. The Decretum was a collection of canon laws compiled in the early half of the 11th Century. Book XIX, or The Corrector, was a penitential: basically a guidebook for confessors. Here's a sin, have u done it, here's your penance.

One of the questions for women was, essentially, "Did you make a dildo, strap it to yourself and fuck someone with it?". The original text is in Latin, and there's a few translations floating around of what it said. Here's one, which I spent the past three days looking for, because I wanted a direct source:

Have you done what women are wont to do: to make a certain device in the form of a male member to the measure of your will, and to tie it to your own or another woman's genitals with some ties, and commit fornication with other women, or others with the same instrument, or with another with you? - Translated from Latin, taken from "Die Bussordnungen der abendländischen Kirche nebst einer rechtsgeschichtichen Einleitung", F. W. H Wasserschleben

Pretty cut and dry re: the use of strap-ons. And dildos, because the next question is "and did you use this device on yourself?"

The second source is from the trial of Katherina Hetzeldorfer, specifically Female Sodomy: The Trial of Katherina Hetzeldorfer (1477) by Helmut Puff, which has an analysis of the trial as well as a translation of the trial texts.

Katherina is the first recorded woman to be executed for homosexuality. There's a lot to be said about her and the way she performed gender but what I'm interested in today is the strap. So, from the court text itself:

...She made an instrument with a red piece of leather, at the front filled with cotton, and a wooden stick stuck into it, and made a hole through the wooden stick, put a string through, and tied it round; and therewith she had her roguery with the two women...

And there we go! Two sources about people in medieval times using strap-ons, one from around 1020 and one from 1477.

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[st-just]

Warhammer 40,000 is of course, uh, not unproblematic. But patterning orks specifically and incredibly blatantly off English football hooligan culture was probably simultaneously the least bigoted and most creative thing literally anyone did with the concept of 'the orc' at any point in the 1980s

[shallcohol-content]

It is the English football hooligans divine right to gather in large groups and shout nonsense so loudly that it bends British political reality around them

[hanon-akulai]

Finally tried sketching Magnus. Kind of a test for now, his hair is so fun though. ❤️

[literallyzombie]

I'M DOING MY PART!

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[mortallyperfecttimemachine]

@morb-untamed

[konoko]

[northirish]

First time i played with an ogryn i played with 3 of them. I couldnt see past them at all and was hoping my lightning was doing something.

Three big BOIS

[hanon-akulai]

Seth's reference sheet with armor design, weapons and mutations! 🥹💙 I put a bit more thought into his armor and gave him some stabilizers for his feets. Felt a little more sensible with all that armor weight on top of him and little space for all the stuff that goes inside their boots.

His power armor and weapons were made and are serviced by his very proud artificer Tech Adept.

@washeduphasbeen @trackerkitsune 💙

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[revenantwyrm]

Wanted to do another attempt at old night Malcador. Here’s him at like…300 or something. I HC that he has always looked old/made himself look older…bc what an honor, in such times, to be able to BE old. He’s so cool to me ksksksjskwjsmsk

Cool wizard king…outmatches technobarbarians daily…doesn’t Wear armor just to flex…

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

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