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[greycity]

“…who seemed so big back then, but looking back was so young…”

For Mark’s Graduation from NCT DREAM, December 31, 2018.   You did well, Mark. Thank you for a wonderful two years! ♡

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[pyrlspite]

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

[chasing-asterion]

Did you mean Australian Bowerbird? 

We collect pretty rubbish and decorate a nest to attract a mate.

[icrangirl]

[elodieunderglass]

I’ll leave it up to you all to decide who - or what - I am trying to attract here.

hat tip to @sociallyactivecouchpotato

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[beautifulgreece]

1 - Zagora, Pylion ~ Thessaly, Central Greece

2 - Crete, Chania ~ S. Greece

Beautiful Greek doors.

[overthinkinglotr]

LOTR’s concept artists designed the films as a “journey back in time”

So (according to the concept art book) as the Fellowship travels deeper into Middle Earth, the places they pass through become inspired by progressively older periods of history. The farther along you are in the story, the more ancient the design influences

We begin in The Shire: which feels so familiar because, with its tea-kettles and cozy fireplaces, it’s inspired by the relatively recent era of rural England in the 1800s

But when we leave Hobbiton, we also leave that familiar 1800s-England aesthetic behind and start going farther back in time. 

Bree is based on late 1600s English architecture

Rohan is even farther back, based on old  anglo-saxon era architecture (400s-700s? ce)

Gondor is way back, and no longer the familiar English or Anglo-Saxon: its design comes from classical Greek and Roman architecture

And far far FAR back is Mordor. It’s a land of tents and huts: prehistoric, primitive, primeval. Cavemen times

And the heart of Mordor is a barren lifeless hellscape of volcanic rock…like a relic from the ages when the world was still being formed,  and life didn’t yet exist

And then they finally reach Mount Doom, which one artist described as 

“where the ring was made, which represents, in a sense, the moment of creation itself”

[ancient-history-memes]

Trojans: excuse me but why is there a giant horse here

Greeks: 

[straykindle]

why n/s is the best thing to ever exist:

1. changlix rap section

2. aussie line‘s english

3. vocal line‘s rap

4. red light green light swag

5. geukgwa geukgwa geuk

6. jeongin‘s cute af rap

7. the yongbok before felix‘s rap

8. felix actually has lines!¡

9. OXOXO ey ey OXOX

10. chan’s whoooo whooo whooo

11. the 3RACHA vibes

12. weather feelin’ hot or cold, stray kids going fast or slow

[blessyouhawkeye]

me: i only listen to music with deep meaningful lyrics

stray kids: red light green light swag bye or wassup man

me:

[hellenicpoliticiansuggestions]

reorganising the class system so it’s based on wealth not birth and just coincidentally shifting pretty much every third, forth and fifth son from an eupatridae family down a class or two because daddy didn’t split his wealth equally

[sovietnam]

[mightyhecate]

#bob ross vibes 

[ruinedchildhood]

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[sexykwan]

getting closer;; seungkwan

[fandomshavecollided]

I don’t think I’ve talked about this before but the mention is due

Seventeen has the most beautifully constructed choreographies in this entire world. Each one of the 13 members contributes flawlessly in each and every move, performing the dance with such body strength. while being so many in number- which, without a doubt can be extremely confusing and hard to handle, the choreography always places them in positions that look so balanced and well thought out- Each. Second. Of. The. Song.

I’ve seen many graceful kpop groups dancing but not one has amazed me more than how skilfully the members of seventeen carry out their dances.

The formations are structured so beautifully that it’s hard to describe and even to understand how perfect their timings are, all in sync, perfectly timed. While some steps require them to move 3773° while moving forward 8373 km, they just seem to do it so effortlessly and that too, in harmony

You can’t really tell who’s not in the “performance unit” because not one member lacks in dancing; and not one fails in gaining a spotlight in the routine.

From the hand gestures to the footwork, I don’t know how they do it.

[d3-countdown]

australian comedy can be fully represented by shaun micallef and upper middle bogan