from the earth to the morgue

kaz / transmasc nonbinary queer wyrm / they/he / not a minor (20s) / i have no one topic i post abt, but i talk abt the following pretty often / mcr / spiderverse / tma / taz / dimension 20 / homestuck / etc /

[asbestos4president]

Break up with your LOSER BOYFRIEND start an AUDIO FICTION PODCAST for an audience of THREE PEOPLE get on HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY and NEVER KILL YOURSELF EVEN THOUGH THE WORLD WILL KEEP BREAKING YOUR HEART FOREVER

[ganseysmagiciansz]

im not built for assignments i should be out there in the world searching for a dead welsh king and having complicated codependent friendships

[emuhlo]

good shirt

[morbidvampyr]

probably said before & better than this but if the phrasing “lil guy” “he’s just a little fellow” etc when referring to a nonspecific creature of unknown gender is truly gender neutral (it’s not but I digress) then u should be able to go “awww look at that lil girl/gal” “she’s so silly” etc without ppl making a big hullabaloo about it idfk

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[heckling-hydrena]

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[wizardshark]

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public

[wizardshark]

Sprints at you fast as fuck

[cellphonehippie]

i brought you my bullets you brought me your love

sticker

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

i can hear the whirring of a distant machine, somewhere out in the mojave. it's telling me i need to get that MONEY

[frankieropics-blog]

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de]

"no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about the skeletons from undertale everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i think ive got a virus

[hahawishmeluck]

u ever think about how some mental health disorders literally have criminal activity as a criteria…like not even pretending just straight up “if you don’t follow the laws of the state you’re insane” hmmm wonder why that might be

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[vulpine-dyke]

As a chronic "good heavens" sayer, and as a casual rhyme enjoyer, it's been really hard not to pepper in the phrase "good heavens six sevens" into my vocabulary. It would be so much fun to say, but it would immediately alienate both young hip people and old antiquated people and really only be enjoyed by whimsically autistic transgender women, so yeah :/

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!