Rackula, the Dracula with Big Tits

if you can't handle me at my crust punk, you don't deserve me at my high femme

[foxes-in-love]

[risk-repeater]

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[whiteantcrawls]

The world is very small. Never forget that.

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

One time at the pub a friend started telling a story about an embarrassing thing that happened to a "friend of a friend". That was my story.

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[pitviperofdoom]

I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person

BUT

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

[feyburner]

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

‘La Chimère’ Ensemble from Thierry Mugler Fall 1997 Haute Couture.

The ensemble consists of a sheath dress with an articulated gold body made from scales, feathers, and horsehair embroidered with rhinestones.

📸: Patrice Stable via dazed / Alan Strutt.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I could not stop thinking about the feasibility of one of your other asks so I made a model,

theoretically, if one were determined (and flexible enough)...

oh fuck that guy doesn't even notice all of those arrows coming at his head :(

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

I feel like mr cowgirl is seated too far back for the actual dick in arse angle to work.

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

A thing I would love to have is a database where 8 put in my art projects and a list of the materials and tools I'll need. And then I mark what materials and tools I currently have. And then the database makes me a list of which projects are materially possible right now. And then when I run out of e.g. fabric paint, I tick the box and it takes all my fabric painting projects off the list and puts fabric paint on my shopping list

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[phae-touched]

[homunculus-argument]

Do you enjoy getting better at something and tracking your progress? So you can go "wow, look at where I started and where I am now" and then feel good about that?

How do I learn to do that?

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

You could make art about it? Like one of those weather tracking blankets people on video sites love, but with your stats.

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

Spending today repeatedly reminding myself that sertraline messes with your body's ability to regulate temperature, so it's normal that I feel like death just from sitting on the couch next to the fan and drinking three bottles of water.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws