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[notmusa]

tiddy

[cephalopodqueen]

…I was unprepared for this, somehow

[chi-chi-tianshi]

Customs I made for a friend~

[nina-rosa]

Can you uhhhhhh fuckin draw an su voltron au? (please)

Space dads!!

Hunk found someone who really enjoys his cooking skills

Tech nerds

They have the same voice actor

Sapphire doesn’t even need future vision to know that red and blue always end up together  

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame

[prokopetz]

“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.

[prokopetz]

And no, I don’t mean like “guy who wears robes with a water motif is actually a fire wizard”. I mean like “seven-foot-tall mountain of gleaming muscle with sword the size of a surfboard strapped to his back is actually the Nine Realms’ most feared lawyer”.

[kingofbeartraps]

Hiram McDaniels, a nine headed dragon wanted for insurance fraud.

[habeenkimoved-deactivated201903]

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

[nyctoheart]

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[nubs-mgee]

[obovoid]

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!

[marthawells-deactivated20181223]

In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and women’s dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a women’s dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his men’s dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didn’t understand why they had to live like this. He said, “I want to live with the women, in civilization.”

[alpacamyhedgehog]

Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasn’t interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people said “Please pass the butter,” instead of “PASS THE GODDAMNED GREASE”

[lasrina]

I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasn’t intruding on their “guy time” or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said, “The truth is, I really like it when you’re here because it gives us a reason to act better. When it’s just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.”

[the-wolfbats]

So the moral of these stories are men don’t even treat each other like human beings.

[overwhelmsion]

[crakrats-joanielspeak-deactivat]

Me to my 6-year-old son: “You seem to like playing with the girls at school more than the boys. Why do you think that is?”

6-year-old son: “Sometimes I just don’t want to be pushed. It hurts and is mean. And the girls always pretend to be princesses or fun animals and stuff when they have tea parties. The boys just dump the tea all over the place. That’s just stupid and I don’t like wasting all that tea. It takes forever to make.”

Me: “Wow, I can understand why you’d rather play with the girls. The boys seem like they’re kind of rough.”

6-year-old son: “And when I play with the girls they make me the king because none of the other boys want to play tea party.”

Me: “Do you like being the king?”

6-year-old son: “Not really – I’d rather be a wizard, but it makes Georgia and Vivian happy.”

[ayellowbirds]

one of the worst sensations is leg stubble rubbing against fabric D:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT IS AWFUL ;_;

[mordecai-tektite]

Step 1: never shave your legs

Step 2: wear stockings or pants at all times.

Step 3: Never go to the beach. Especially not the beach.

Frankly why anyone would want to shave anywhere but their face is a mystery to me. I tried it once. It felt awful. People have body hair. It's not an alien concept and frankly there's NOTHING unattractive about a clean, au naturale body.

[tredlocity]

Movie: *8 minutes of explosions"

Director: …

Movie: *10 second scene where a character says they’re gay*

Director: We need to cut this for time reasons.

[cursedimagez]

Help me

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I HAVE A PROBLEM”

[rukafais]

“Okay! Add “human tooth” to your inventory! I guess!”

— Me, the exasperated DM

[just-shower-thoughts]

After our extinction, a future civilization may start to use our dead bodies as fossil fuel.

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[campbell-soup]

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

[sonreiv]

“Kacchan! I need healing!” “THEN STOP MOVING AROUND, YOU DAMN RUNNING CARROT!” “Thanks, Kacchan!! That hit the spot!”

Here’s my contribution to the @bnha-levelup zine!! I had a lot of fun working on this! @Sha and I love the HC that Kacchan would be the salty team healer because nobody else will do this damn job right - and would look amazing in Mercy’s costume. Bonus Deku as Genji cause the greenie boys are my faves, and they’d make a great - though loud - heroes team up!