Uhhhh...

I'm John. I like science and stuff. I also really like food.

[overlyactivepingpongball]

gender is a game and i’m losing on purpose for the bit

[fleetwoodbigmacs]

hey. look at my underwear again

[mordorhodor]

[mordorhodor]

A sandwich the size of my head might fix me

[ivy-the-cub]

Just some of my rugs and crochet crafts lol let me know what you think ...moving towards opening an Etsy.

[mordorhodor]

Fun fact: Clove oil was a massive trade product for the Dutch and has analgesic properties which was useful for butt sex. Happy Pride.

[u-me-and-insomnia]

[mordorhodor]

What if I just quit my job?

[biglawbear]

My gender is when people call me "big guy"

[mordorhodor]

Decided to go for the fat renaissance faire dad look. Didn’t realize what my chins were doing down there 😳

[camillefaglia]

reblog to play with the balls of the user you reblogged this from.

[comrade-cabbage]

a beloved mutual of mine inspired me to post this one 💖

[penismage]

@catgifsinthesenate and i got married!

[mordorhodor]

Congrats! You two look so happy and wonderful 😭

[seraphimsundowning]

fuck ass dude from the other night at work. obsessed with him.

[robotblues]

Javelina

[mordorhodor]

Me

[mordorhodor]

m'lord i must say that i appreciate your handsome form and majestic phallus

Awww shucks. I knew you were my favorite squire

[mordorhodor]

I feel personally victimized by the sun