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Avadim hayinu b’mitzrayim Any pronouns >:] I am an adult

[deductivelogico-offical]

This year for pride month I’m accusing at least 30 homophobic legislators, politicians, and CEOs of murder and bringing up enough evidence to kill a walrus

Happy pride, everyone

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[f4ther1ess]

online puppy girls are just nintendogs for doms

[f4ther1ess]

no one understands my contemplative genius but athens hated socrates too

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[forestfawnstudio]

Happy shinx!!

[morefunkti0na1]

@sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog Do you have any secrets or hints about the new book to share with your beloved tumblrinas?

[morefunkti0na1]

okay but have you even considered that she might be the only girl ever??? also her drink is lychee mogu mogu because i have had like six this week <3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

she needs testosterone, stat!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pushing 20ccs. quick doctor! the patient needs a gender-affirming friend group and a boys night out at the gay bar

[michaelcerasrealgf]

another from tumblr party

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[michaelcerasrealgf]

emocoresuperstar

[killxbunnyyy]

i am a lover first and absolutely insane second

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i think what makes tumblr great now is that nobody gives a shit? Like, there is NOTHING to be gained from being on here except the pure joy of making stuff for people and with people?

If you're on twitter or threads or reddit, and you say, "Oh, I had a terrible experience with Delta Airlines. They canceled my flight and then booked me into a hotel room with a stranger," and you tag Delta, there's a chance Delta Airlines itself will come and apologize. Maybe even give you some SkyMiles or something.

But if you complain about a terrible airline experience on tumblr, all you can hope for is that someone might come along and write slash fiction about two guys who get booked into the same hotel room by Delta Airlines.

You can't gain social capital by being here. Nobody knows who you even ARE because your user name is, like, some randomly generated phrase or else an obscure reference to hockey sex books.

I'm not saying it's perfect, of course. It's a super toxic hellsite that eats the ashes of its former self to survive. But it beats twitter any day, and not only because twitter is owned by a raving mad white supremacist fuckchild.

[idlelizard]

creatures and dragons and beasts, oh my!

[scorpionlafemme]

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

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