sometimes i think maybe we blame frank too much for the song choices because although he makes the setlists he does get input from the others and surely maybe a lot of it isn't on him. but then he goes :3 gerard can we do that song you sang at karaoke once :3 and they go yeah man of course š and i think oh ok nevermind. he has far too much power and it is in fact all his fault
between-songs transcript (philadelphia, august 15th 2025)
lot of missing words in the b stage once better recordings come up ill come back and edit this. under the cut š
[before disappear]
[Gerard]: Philadelphia! How are you? We are The Black Parade, it is so nice to meet you today. Thank you so much for coming out. If you would be so kind, all of you, to make a nice round of applause for the man responsible for bringing us out here; under the conditions of the MOAT, and the Ministry of Complimentary Reconditioningāplease! A round of applause for His Grand Immortal Dictator! The handsomest man I know, and they donāt just have a gun to my head! Beautiful. We are supported back here by The Draag National Auxiliary Band, please make some noise for them, letās get the spotlight on them. And we have a wonderful new gentleman with us tonight to join the group! Now! I ask you, Philadelphia! And I ask the world! And I tell the world one more time, you have sullied our armor for the last time! Weāre The Black Parade! Letās fucking go!
[after fixing the podium mic before wttbp]
[Gerard]: There we go.
[elexecution before i dont love you]
[Gerard]: Good news, America! The Black Parade may have lost its last job as the spokesband for the Dodgers Dog. But luckily, we got a new gig! And our funny friend right here is gonna help us earn the big bucks! The Black Parade is now the officials spokesband of The Cheesesteak. Yes. Just like the old Cheesesteak would do for The Black Parade. Spicy. And how are you all tonight, are you having a great time? Youāre a great time! Alright, so letās kill some people! Oh wait. Different thing. Okay, so when you came in, you all got this sign, and, uh, one side says chicken, the other says fish, right? Is thatā? Never mind. Uh, sorry. Hold on. Yeah, keep the music on. Alright, here we go. Okay. God, I canāt findāalright! One side, it says yea, right? The other side, it says nay, right? Well, weāre gonna have a vote here tonight, right now. These people over here, I donāt even know what the fuck they did. But theyāre either guilty or theyāre not. Wait. Theyāre guilty, but are we gonna kill āem, thatās how this works. Kinda forgot. So, all those in favour of putting a bullet in these motherfuckers, let me see the yea. Alright. Alright. Thatās not bad at all. Now. All opposed to that action, let me see the nay. Hmm. A little close. Iām not sure. One more time, everybody at the same time, hold up the yea or the nay, whichever you believe. We gotta give the people what they want, and what they want is blood! Letās go, Philadelphia! Roll! Ready! Aim! Fire! Thank you.
[counting in marianne during mama]
[Gerard]: Marianne! How are you doing tonight, Marianne? Marianne, wave to all of the beautiful people. She loves to sing; Marianne; her father brought her to us as part of this plan. Well, thing about Marianne is when she sings she can see everything. Letās count her in, what do you say? What do you say?
B STAGE
[before headfirst for halos]
[Gerard]: Thank you Clarice Jensen. And please make some noise for the others of our Auxiliary Band over in Draag, thatās Kayleigh Goldsworthy, [indistinct] sheās with Tucker Rule, also incredible, and an old friend of ours, and Cheech Iero, joinsājoins the group tonight. [indistinct] And please make some noise for Alice fucking Cooper. Fuck. Pretty amazing. Uh, yeah, sājust an honour. Weāre not gonna have anā I canāt tell them directly [indistinct] uh, thank you, Alice, and the Alice Cooper band for playing tonight. Itās a dream. Alright. So. Weāre My Chemical Romance from New Jersey. Letās go. Alright, letās just fucking get into it. Letās get into it. This songās off the first record.
[before bury me in black]
[Gerard]: Thatās a spicy ending. [screams] Fuck. This is a B-side. Or a no-side, I canāt remember.
[before not okay]
[Gerard]: Fuck yeah. Please make some noise for our crew, there are too many out here tonight. A lot of people that helped put this fuckinā tour together, and I wanna take the opportunity right now to make a special thanks to my friend Jeremy Lambert who helped me day in, day out, in the trenches with me, and I know his folks are here tonight. And his brother. And his brotherās wife. Thereās all kinds of fucking people here, here tonight. Thank you, Jeremy. What we got coming on? Whatās on theāOh. Okay. Alright, weāre gonna start now. Startingānow it starts. It begins now.
[before destroya]
[Gerard]: Wonderful. Thank you. Wonderful! Thanks so much for coming, uh, for comingāthis is our first stadium tour, which is a fucking crazy thing to say in the first place, but thank you so much. Weāre figuring this thing out, you think we would get used to it, but thank you for spending your day with us, [indistinct], but thank you so much. Um, what do we got? [creepy voice] Oh yeah. Oh shit. [normal voice] I need water. Iām gonna drink water. When I drink water, you guys get toā[laughs]āget rid of me.
[before heaven help us]
[Gerard]: Thank you, Philadelphia. So, you know, most of the time, um, when weāre playing the Black Parade part of the show, I usually kinda say the city right but then, like, the state wrong or I put it in another country; I couldnāt come up with anything good today for Philadelphia. And it was weird, ācause sometimes thisāll happen for no reason, you know, itās just up there itāsāthink I get really mad, and so I didnāt say Pennsylvania. But I didnāt say Pennsylvania, I just didnāt say anything wrong, either. You know what I mean? This is an engrossing story. And, uh, this is a song we donāt play very often, itās a B-side from The Black Parade. Itās one of our favourites, and itās called āHeaven Help Usā.
[before give em hell kid]
[Gerard]: So, we met a wonderful girl named Jose[?] today, a very great girl, and we wanted this next song to go out to her, because we have a feeling sheās kicking on, and thatās giving me the kick-off on that [?], so, I thinkāI think this is a fun one. This is a bit of a banger off Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. And⦠thing about this song, itās kinda interesting, weāreālike, Craig Aaronson, who, um, sadly passed away many years ago, he was like, āman, you gotta do āNot Okayā. Everybody loves the āNot Okayā stuff.ā And, we were like, wellāI was like, well, you know, I wrote this video for this song called āGive āEm Hell, Kidā, and, he was really into the first one, he was like, āIām telling you, man, the people are gonna want the āNot Okayā stuff.ā And I wasā[laughs]ādidnāt go like that, but whatever. We also love āNot Okayā, so it actually wasnāt a bad deal. But, um. This song is called āGive āEm Hell, Kidā.
[before foundations]
[Gerard]: Hell yeah. Hell yeah, Philadelphia. [groaning while getting up] Old. Iām not. Iām not. [coughs] Iām not. Everyone having a good day today? Weāre having a very good day. So, this song, um, you know, weād split up for a while, you know, we didnāt thinkāI didnāt we were gonna get back together, whatever. Um, and I had a friend who came to my house one day, he said, this was the kind of shit he said, he said, āitās time.ā And I said yeah, I know. Itās time. Um, and he said, he asked, āso why do you think itās time?ā and I was like, if I donāt do it now, Iām never gonna do it. And I believed that. I believe that today, still. You know, with that pandemic happening, I still wanted to do it. I still said Iām gonna do it. Iām gonna do it, nowāfour years laterāor weāre dead. And this song came out of that period. Only finally when we were about to go back out on the road again, in little pieces every night, like, part of a song would become part of this song. You just put āem together. Just put it together. Anyway. Itās a favourite of mine, this songās called āThe Foundations of Decayā. I never see lights for this song. Should we try it? I think so. Itās dark.
[before na na na]
[Gerard]: Hell yeah. Thank you so much. That was really special. Yeah. Weāwe went on tour with that one, obviously. People werenāt ready yet to get the lights up, come on, but I appreciate you guys anyway, I do. Looked really beautiful. Thank you. Weāre gonna play you a bangerā[laughs]āwho says that? Weāre gonna play you a banger, actually, off, uh, an album called Danger Days. Um, and uh, this is the number two summer jam of all time. Itās confirmed. So. You know, itās okay with us, since we got the one spot, and we got the two spot, they canātāthey canāt all beā[talking to Frank] we have three? We gotta make three. What do you think itās gonna be about? Heās gonna let me know. [creepy voice] You let me know, Frank. [normal voice] Alright, letās fucking do it!
[before helena]
[Gerard]: I think weāll do theāI think weāll do the intro, yes? I want this one to go out to [someone] and the [someone] family. Just for being with us so very fucking long and being so wonderful. I canāt see you guys tonight, but I know youāre there. Thank you.
[before kids]
[Gerard]: That was amazing, thank you, Philadelphia. Oh, Iām sorry, my friend, weāre not playing that one tonight. Ray Toro created this one for you. Itās for you. Rowdy. Alright, Philadelphia, thank you so much. We got one more tonight.
between-songs transcript (philadelphia, august 15th 2025)
lot of missing words in the b stage once better recordings come up ill come back and edit this. under the cut š
[before disappear]
[Gerard]: Philadelphia! How are you? We are The Black Parade, it is so nice to meet you today. Thank you so much for coming out. If you would be so kind, all of you, to make a nice round of applause for the man responsible for bringing us out here; under the conditions of the MOAT, and the Ministry of Complimentary Reconditioningāplease! A round of applause for His Grand Immortal Dictator! The handsomest man I know, and they donāt just have a gun to my head! Beautiful. We are supported back here by The Draag National Auxiliary Band, please make some noise for them, letās get the spotlight on them. And we have a wonderful new gentleman with us tonight to join the group! Now! I ask you, Philadelphia! And I ask the world! And I tell the world one more time, you have sullied our armor for the last time! Weāre The Black Parade! Letās fucking go!
[after fixing the podium mic before wttbp]
[Gerard]: There we go.
[elexecution before i dont love you]
[Gerard]: Good news, America! The Black Parade may have lost its last job as the spokesband for the Dodgers Dog. But luckily, we got a new gig! And our funny friend right here is gonna help us earn the big bucks! The Black Parade is now the officials spokesband of The Cheesesteak. Yes. Just like the old Cheesesteak would do for The Black Parade. Spicy. And how are you all tonight, are you having a great time? Youāre a great time! Alright, so letās kill some people! Oh wait. Different thing. Okay, so when you came in, you all got this sign, and, uh, one side says chicken, the other says fish, right? Is thatā? Never mind. Uh, sorry. Hold on. Yeah, keep the music on. Alright, here we go. Okay. God, I canāt findāalright! One side, it says yea, right? The other side, it says nay, right? Well, weāre gonna have a vote here tonight, right now. These people over here, I donāt even know what the fuck they did. But theyāre either guilty or theyāre not. Wait. Theyāre guilty, but are we gonna kill āem, thatās how this works. Kinda forgot. So, all those in favour of putting a bullet in these motherfuckers, let me see the yea. Alright. Alright. Thatās not bad at all. Now. All opposed to that action, let me see the nay. Hmm. A little close. Iām not sure. One more time, everybody at the same time, hold up the yea or the nay, whichever you believe. We gotta give the people what they want, and what they want is blood! Letās go, Philadelphia! Roll! Ready! Aim! Fire! Thank you.
[counting in marianne during mama]
[Gerard]: Marianne! How are you doing tonight, Marianne? Marianne, wave to all of the beautiful people. She loves to sing; Marianne; her father brought her to us as part of this plan. Well, thing about Marianne is when she sings she can see everything. Letās count her in, what do you say? What do you say?
B STAGE
[before headfirst for halos]
[Gerard]: Thank you Clarice Jensen. And please make some noise for the others of our Auxiliary Band over in Draag, thatās Kayleigh Goldsworthy, [indistinct] sheās with Tucker Rule, also incredible, and an old friend of ours, and Cheech Iero, joinsājoins the group tonight. [indistinct] And please make some noise for Alice fucking Cooper. Fuck. Pretty amazing. Uh, yeah, sājust an honour. Weāre not gonna have anā I canāt tell them directly [indistinct] uh, thank you, Alice, and the Alice Cooper band for playing tonight. Itās a dream. Alright. So. Weāre My Chemical Romance from New Jersey. Letās go. Alright, letās just fucking get into it. Letās get into it. This songās off the first record.
[before bury me in black]
[Gerard]: Thatās a spicy ending. [screams] Fuck. This is a B-side. Or a no-side, I canāt remember.
[before not okay]
[Gerard]: Fuck yeah. Please make some noise for our crew, there are too many out here tonight. A lot of people that helped put this fuckinā tour together, and I wanna take the opportunity right now to make a special thanks to my friend Jeremy Lambert who helped me day in, day out, in the trenches with me, and I know his folks are here tonight. And his brother. And his brotherās wife. Thereās all kinds of fucking people here, here tonight. Thank you, Jeremy. What we got coming on? Whatās on theāOh. Okay. Alright, weāre gonna start now. Startingānow it starts. It begins now.
[before destroya]
[Gerard]: Wonderful. Thank you. Wonderful! Thanks so much for coming, uh, for comingāthis is our first stadium tour, which is a fucking crazy thing to say in the first place, but thank you so much. Weāre figuring this thing out, you think we would get used to it, but thank you for spending your day with us, [indistinct], but thank you so much. Um, what do we got? [creepy voice] Oh yeah. Oh shit. [normal voice] I need water. Iām gonna drink water. When I drink water, you guys get toā[laughs]āget rid of me.
[before heaven help us]
[Gerard]: Thank you, Philadelphia. So, you know, most of the time, um, when weāre playing the Black Parade part of the show, I usually kinda say the city right but then, like, the state wrong or I put it in another country; I couldnāt come up with anything good today for Philadelphia. And it was weird, ācause sometimes thisāll happen for no reason, you know, itās just up there itāsāthink I get really mad, and so I didnāt say Pennsylvania. But I didnāt say Pennsylvania, I just didnāt say anything wrong, either. You know what I mean? This is an engrossing story. And, uh, this is a song we donāt play very often, itās a B-side from The Black Parade. Itās one of our favourites, and itās called āHeaven Help Usā.
[before give em hell kid]
[Gerard]: So, we met a wonderful girl named Jose[?] today, a very great girl, and we wanted this next song to go out to her, because we have a feeling sheās kicking on, and thatās giving me the kick-off on that [?], so, I thinkāI think this is a fun one. This is a bit of a banger off Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. And⦠thing about this song, itās kinda interesting, weāreālike, Craig Aaronson, who, um, sadly passed away many years ago, he was like, āman, you gotta do āNot Okayā. Everybody loves the āNot Okayā stuff.ā And, we were like, wellāI was like, well, you know, I wrote this video for this song called āGive āEm Hell, Kidā, and, he was really into the first one, he was like, āIām telling you, man, the people are gonna want the āNot Okayā stuff.ā And I wasā[laughs]ādidnāt go like that, but whatever. We also love āNot Okayā, so it actually wasnāt a bad deal. But, um. This song is called āGive āEm Hell, Kidā.
[before foundations]
[Gerard]: Hell yeah. Hell yeah, Philadelphia. [groaning while getting up] Old. Iām not. Iām not. [coughs] Iām not. Everyone having a good day today? Weāre having a very good day. So, this song, um, you know, weād split up for a while, you know, we didnāt thinkāI didnāt we were gonna get back together, whatever. Um, and I had a friend who came to my house one day, he said, this was the kind of shit he said, he said, āitās time.ā And I said yeah, I know. Itās time. Um, and he said, he asked, āso why do you think itās time?ā and I was like, if I donāt do it now, Iām never gonna do it. And I believed that. I believe that today, still. You know, with that pandemic happening, I still wanted to do it. I still said Iām gonna do it. Iām gonna do it, nowāfour years laterāor weāre dead. And this song came out of that period. Only finally when we were about to go back out on the road again, in little pieces every night, like, part of a song would become part of this song. You just put āem together. Just put it together. Anyway. Itās a favourite of mine, this songās called āThe Foundations of Decayā. I never see lights for this song. Should we try it? I think so. Itās dark.
[before na na na]
[Gerard]: Hell yeah. Thank you so much. That was really special. Yeah. Weāwe went on tour with that one, obviously. People werenāt ready yet to get the lights up, come on, but I appreciate you guys anyway, I do. Looked really beautiful. Thank you. Weāre gonna play you a bangerā[laughs]āwho says that? Weāre gonna play you a banger, actually, off, uh, an album called Danger Days. Um, and uh, this is the number two summer jam of all time. Itās confirmed. So. You know, itās okay with us, since we got the one spot, and we got the two spot, they canātāthey canāt all beā[talking to Frank] we have three? We gotta make three. What do you think itās gonna be about? Heās gonna let me know. [creepy voice] You let me know, Frank. [normal voice] Alright, letās fucking do it!
[before helena]
[Gerard]: I think weāll do theāI think weāll do the intro, yes? I want this one to go out to [someone] and the [someone] family. Just for being with us so very fucking long and being so wonderful. I canāt see you guys tonight, but I know youāre there. Thank you.
[before kids]
[Gerard]: That was amazing, thank you, Philadelphia. Oh, Iām sorry, my friend, weāre not playing that one tonight. Ray Toro created this one for you. Itās for you. Rowdy. Alright, Philadelphia, thank you so much. We got one more tonight.
I don't remember who it was, but I remember somebody a while ago said that this particular MCR song synced up really well with the Saturday Shorts dance, and I've thought about that every time I listen to this song. I couldn't find the post, so I recreated it.
i do think frank is the perfect person to make the set lists because he views it both as a guy who likes playing music and a guy who is a huge fan of music and his band so every week you fucking die. thanks frank
After being released from 104 days of ICE detention for his pro-Palestine activism, Mahmoud Khalil joins his wife, Dr. Noor Abdalla, and their newborn son at Newark Liberty Airport this morning (21 June 2025).