More Leafed Clovers

partly what the title says, part other stuff

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out oatmeal and moon pies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[moreleafedclovers]

@slightlydraconic

[featheredfriend]

wildfire smoky sunsets

[orcboxer]

When I was a youngun, my dad, as one of them vocal rural conservatives who imagined there to be some undefined liberal miasma out in the world corrupting the youth gayward, always made me do Masculine Activities™ to "build character" (code for "make you more masculine") which of course never had any effect other than pissing me off, not least of all because I was keenly aware these activities were completely arbitrary and pointless every single time. He once demanded I accompany him to the walmart because he was going to buy tools in the hardware section and it would be "a good learnin experience" so I begrudgingly tagged along and I'll never forget this because he stood in that aisle and deliberated one singular item for two hours and forty-six of god's own minutes and then left the store without buying anything. And I'm gay now. So, catastrophic failure on all fronts.

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[escuerzoresucitado]

[featheredfriend]

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[sea-fairer]

[headspace-hotel]

things i Like

industrial pipes

water treatment plants

Those metal stairs on the side of old buildings

Rusted girders

Bare lightbulbs especially dangling from wires

Broken pavement that has been patched and crumbled away over and over again

Bridges

Railroad tracks

Telephone poles full of staples and nails

old brick walls with the paint peeling off

places where a wall has been patched over and over again

concrete blocks

old fluorescent lights

Crappy motels

Empty strip malls

Tunnels underneath the road

Gates with old padlocks wrapped around them

Barbed wire

rebar poking out of piles of concrete

Bundles of wires running along ceilings and walls dividing up into their own directions

Air conditioning units huffing out warm breath

Narrow alleyways between old buildings

Long-abandoned concrete planters and flowerpots filled with cigarette butts and random scraggly weeds

Old apartment buildings with tarnished metal letters on the thickly repainted old doors and porch lights full of dead bugs and doors that stick shut

Grimy windows

Bent and rusty metal roofs

Things covered in many many layers of paint

Abandoned warehouses

Streetlights that flicker weirdly

Crumbled stairs

Half collapsed Chain link fences

Old walls that have been repaired and caulked and sealed with foam and painted over again

Concrete foundations of buildings that are no longer there

[slightlydraconic]

Rust and old concrete and repeated patches

Weeds in a planter, old doors without latches

Layers of paint peeling off of a bike

These are a few of the things that I like

Flickering lightbulbs that dangle from wires

Old metal stairways for running from fires

Bridges or alleys or train tracks to hike

These are a few of the things that I like

Crumbling pavement, stairs, walls, and foundations

Buildings abandoned, lost human creations

Artifice marked by an entropic spike

These are a few of the things that I like

Watch the sun rise, hear the clock strike

As time passes on

Creating anew all the the things that I like--

Enjoy them before they're gone!

[headspace-hotel]

Oh thats beautiful...

[stephexmachina]

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

[stephexmachina]

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

[stephexmachina]

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

[stephexmachina]

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[wcwit]

[source]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

people who are reblogging that post about imagining a world with no ads to go "um but actually what about Some Ads! I think we should have a little advertising as a treat! surely there must be at least a couple of ads!" what is wrong with you

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you can make a post that is sooooo clearly about being bombarded 24/7 with ads for gambling apps and amazon and better help and AI and whatever bullshit constantly popping up on every platform and during every video and fucking billboards on the highway and plastered on public transit generally interrupting every facet of life and every person with a quarter braincell will get where you're coming from and some nematode will scuttle out of nowhere to go "oh so you think that buildings shouldn't even be allowed to have signs and no one should know where anything is? 🤔" shut upppppp

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[brightlotusmoon]

[ekjohnston]

The closing stinger is ART.

[featheredfriend]

windjammer pride flag spotted!