[ampervadasz]

[zeldaspeaks]

[husband]

[reallymadscientist]

[trashboat]

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[foulserpent]

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

[3000s]

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

[3000s]

hormone that makes you like cars

[purplecrowbar]

[theproblematicblogger]

[theproblematicblogger]

Ahhhh yes that’s the good stuff

[chessys]

sorry if i take 3-5 business days to reply to u im trying to improvise a personality

[netflixandnudez]

[pyrlspite]

say it louder for the horses in the back

[somecutething]

[toasthag]

touch starved me vs touch repulsed me

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

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