[cidnangarlond]

this wouldn't have happened on the jeremy renner app

[farmlesbians]

[woman-respecter]

[wyldstallyn]

love him

[wyldstallyn]

[bbcsherlock]

[angelstills]

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

me watching shrek

[boyofzoot]

this was in my video folder…this is why i shouldnt be allowed on the computer when i smoke

[mysharona1987]

When your stoner boyfriend reads Jane Austen.

[bird-big]

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

[illvminavt-vs-staff]

[wyrmwizard]

anybody want to start a hive mind

[ratwarlock]

i was just thinking about doing that

[wyrmwizard]

me too

[ratwarlock]

me too

[wyrmwizard]

[outofcontextarthur]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

hm. didn’t want to see this

[nezu]

german emotions

[nezu]

i literally just reopen this website every once in a while to see if this post hit 100k notes yet

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

i am german and i can confirm i feel all of these emotions at least once a day

[jessica-messica]

[grave-gift]

[thesunsethour]

[boxheadpaint]

hey does anyone have that picture of garfield thats like

[its-gremlin-time]

Yeah here

[gahdamnpunk]

[eilooxara]

I am currently dying from Not Enough Pillows

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

[jumpingjaverts]

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

[jumpingjaverts]

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

[treaclethetortoise]

this is the kind of drastic character development we need