Jinx? Stands for Jinx! Duh.

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[bloodraven55]

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[zobushka]

@librarycards

[striders]

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

[krafterwrites]

[silkysousaphone]

[importantcatpics]

@importantcatpics

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do people think this is real. do people think that their 4th-favorite tgirl blogger just blew things up with her wife and kids because she IRL turned the tornado shelter beneath the midwestern home she owns (outright) into a dungeon where she keeps a dehumanized sex slave, without accounting for redundancy in upcoming disaster scenarios. do people think this really happened

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

i may have wildly misinterpreted what gimp basement means. i knew someone who did actually have to shelter their parents in their basement, which they were using for elaborate BDSM, during an emergency, and i thought this was a second time i was learning about someone doing that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

POST CANCELED CONDOLENCES TO YOUR FRIEND WHOSE REAL EXPERIENCE THIS WAS

[autumngracy]

"Oh no, a deadly storm is approaching, it's too late to evacuate, and we have no means of proper shelter!"

That one family member that keeps a little too much to themselves:

[the-haiku-bot]

That one family

member that keeps a little

too much to themselves:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[aquilaofarkham]

A SECOND FAMILY PORTRAIT HAS HIT THE CASTLEVANIA TOWERS

[jellyjamheadobb]

[kingcatnine]

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

[bakwaaas]

‘no one is coming to save you’ okay fine I agree but can I even get a hug at least

[hamletthedane]

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[ozth]

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

[ozth]

I let it outside

[lokisuggestion]

stop posting my chemical romance?

Suck my balls and taint from the back?

[asylphintheclouds-deactivated20]

The local oldies station just played "All Star" by Smashmouth. Which was made in 1999 and popularized again in "Shrek" in 2001.

"All Star" is an oldie.