hey ho, let's go

deanna; mr. stark, i don't feel so good 🕷️ i'm only semi-active here because i'm now doing a phd :) sorry if i'm slow to reply to messages! (27, she/her, australia)

[lueminous]

Rey: *buries anakin's lightsaber in sand*

Anakin:

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

me thinking about an alternate universe where a Mandalorian found me as a baby and my life turned out completely different

[tal-shiar-fashion-police]

[everythingfromglass]

I made a meme.

[only-fragments]

This is the content I'm here for

[razkholnikov-deactivated2017020]

to see the face of God

[whoreshoecrab]

#THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT #LES MISERABLES #IT IS AT IT’S CORE A LOVE STORY #ABOUT EVERY TYPE OF LOVE #LOVE FOR A PARENT #LOVE FOR A CHILD #LOVE FOR A COUNTRY #LOVE FOR IDEALS #LOVE FOR THE PEOPLE #LOVE FOR THE LAW #LOVE THAT REDEEMS #AND ALSO LOVE THAT DESTROYS #BUT ALSO! THE DESTRUCTION THAT COMES FROM THE ABSENCE OF LOVE #LES MIS IS A LOVE STORY THAT VALUES EVERY TYPE OF LOVE #AND FOR THAT I LOVE IT (via) 

[van-dyne]

Tony Stark - Personality Profile

[im-leaving-this-blog-now-bye-de]

rdj lying on the floor. his back is sore from carrying the whole cast & the entire mcu on his shoulders for the past 11 years 😔

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

can we please bring back the hannibal fandom. i miss seeing lists of reasons why hannigram was toxic and the fact that one of the involved parties ate other people never made the top five 

[officer-vakarian]

book!jaime is honest to god a fuckin riot!!! the show really failed his characterization on all accounts but their worst offense is that they never fully latched onto just how much of a snarky bitch he can be. some of the funniest banter in all of asoiaf comes from jaime just existing and you cant convince me otherwise.

[officer-vakarian]

lord jonos bracken, after jaime barges into his tent: you took me unawares, my lord. i was not told of your coming.

jaime lannister, local clown, knowing fully well that jonos was in the middle of getting it on with someone when he barged in: and i seem to have prevented yours

[marzjca-deactivated20190528]

Lord Bolton: You have lost a hand.

Jaime Lannister, dying but not willing to lose his position as the king of snark: No, I have it here, hanging around my neck.

[overfalls]

brienne, (in the bath): What are you doing here?!

jaime, riddled with fever and about to pass out but totally going to be a shithead for a lil bit first: Lord Bolton insists I sup with him, but he neglected to invite my fleas. 

omg or 

Jaime with the windup: “Ser, you’ve been remiss in teaching our new brothers their duties.

Meryn, garbage: “What duties?“ 

Jaime ‘everything is fair game’ lannister: “Keeping the king alive. How many have you lost since I left the city? Two, is it?”

[oathkecper]

Jaime Lannister is the snarkiest bitch and what’s even funnier is that he knows he is

[thebrimmingheart]

Other notables:

While training with Ilyn Payne: “For all I know you fucked my sister too, you pock-faced bastard. Well, shut your bloody mouth and kill me if you can.“    

When demoting Boros to Tommen’s food taster: “Tommen loves applecakes. Try not to let any sellswords make off with them.”

When talking to Uncle Kevan: “I am not Cersei. I have a beard, and she has breasts. If you are still confused, nuncle, count our hands. Cersei has two.”    

When someone suggests a horse was killed by demons as punishment for sinning: “That must have been an uncommonly sinful horse.”

When freeing Tyrion: “Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.”

When Qyburn is pouring boiling wine on the stump: “I’ll scream.” Qyburn: “A great deal of pain” Jaime: “I’ll scream very loudly.”

[c-rowlesdraws]

every time…

[redpooch]

my favourite thing about hercule poirot is that once he solved the murder he just makes everyone involved sit in a circle and dig shit about everyone before telling who’s the killer he’s like “i know we’re here because someone is dead but lemme tell you susan is the illegitimate child of paul and bethany is in love with her step brother. this had absolutly nothing to do with the killing but i thought yall should know tbh. now about the murder”

[sonikkuann-blog]

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2020

[flurgburgler]

*puts on my bicorn hat with a heavy sigh* super nostalgic about hornblower lately

[doctorhoe]

same energy.

[thylaas]

[davidlowery]

Tom Cruise as Lestat de Lioncourt in Interview with the Vampire (1994)