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Morgan 25/USA/Female

[skeletalheartattack]

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[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[weaver-z]

@devourer-of-shredded-cheese

[pumpkinlass]

opened up animal crossing today

[privatejoker]

the only thing more embarrassing than cringy poetry is being so afraid of feeling embarrassed that you don't even try to make anything at all

[privatejoker]

for the love of god do not let the constant anti-cringe threat modeling of the internet deter you from making or sharing things

[horsesarecreatures]

I’m not sure if any present horse people on here are from Ukraine, but if not, this could still be helpful in other emergency contexts. 

[luminarai]

*david attenborough voice* truly the most dangerous predator in the animal kingdom

[unexpectedyarns]

You call out Miette?!

[cottageaesthetic]

[huffylemon]

[hellenhighwater]

I’m making some pickled ginger, because pickled ginger is delicious, and apparently I gave myself the tiniest possible papercut at some point. I discovered this because it immediately filled with ginger juice, which burns like crazy. Of course, the next stage is tossing salt on the wound ginger, and then boiling rice vinegar. 

I am now extremely aware of this papercut. 

[hellenhighwater]

The problem I am now facing is that I love veggie sushi and I have everything necessary to make excellent veggie sushi except for ripe avocados, and there’s nothing I can do but wait for the ones I have to ripen up. Also, if you like sushi you need a fresh wooden bento box. Something about the wood smell makes the everything better? I don’t understand it but it’s such a difference. 

[tikkety-tok]

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[skaldish]

In my defense, no one told me I couldn’t just walk up to deities and start asking them questions.

[systlin]

My entire practice is built around doing exactly this

[morvay]

[deadryn]

[lillie-garden]

[556x45mm-deactivated20230508]

[ampersandvich]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[musicofthe-ainur]

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

[eleemosynecdoche]

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

[modernclaire]

another hilarious example:

[lotrmusical]

my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I want to watch one of those restoration videos where they restore like an old soviet hand drill or something and then just when you think the video is over, he picks it up and takes it into his kitchen and it turns out the guy was kiwami japan the whole time and he melts it down and makes it into a knife

[curioscurio]

i'll do it for sam

[flourishingskeleton]

Aww cat time?

This is my recently adopted son Milk tea 💕

That is a CHILD