splattercabbage

(she/her) // professional lurker // artist // armand logician // dvorak-pilled // film bro : (

[splattercabbage]

double subway wall armand because he's sparkly. so glad to see my king talking people off the cliff again <3333

[splattercabbage]

the great CONverrsion / gah-rahj / our vampire BOND (i think) / SoOPIT stopIT / AGAIN! / etc.

[deadbeatmaker]

people think armand turned evil again because no one accepted his apologies but it’s actually because he lost the ipad in the divorce

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[celestialblueboy]

Armand: I’m in love with you

Daniel: EW that’s so GROSS I want to throw up. I HATE YOU… Nah but for real? Can you prove it?

Armand: I’ve been stalking you for 52 years. Let’s be evil in the sun together.

Daniel: *horny panting* ok

[professional-rat-eater]

On Akasha’s side because if I were stuck as a living statue forced to listen to Marius de Romanus talk on and off for nearly two thousand years while he periodically touched me and kissed me, I’d want to kill every man on earth too.

[splattercabbage]

Armand looked at Daniel in that park and said "okay, it's like--how do I explain this? have u heard Your Own Personal Jesus? It was a lot like that! :) Anyway, did u know Lestat is fucking his mom?"

[splattercabbage]

cancel my plans!!! clear my schedule!!! devil's minion Rothko Chapel !! Evilmand half-blank / half-apocalyptic against a subway wall!!!! Bandana Lestat !! "lol u should turn me into stone wouldn't that be fu--" REGINA !!! AKASHA AA!!

moment of silence for Louis' continuous, seismic crashout.

[nextchapter]

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

[fascinationstreetmp3]

im going full cornplate reaching mode here and zooming in on this book in daniel's apartment

"a pictorial history of the talkies" by daniel blum, published 1958. it covers the history of sound films from the late 1920s to 1958

well...... who do we know who has a fascination with cinema & projections....

(also fun fact the first publicly shown synchronised sound films were exhibited at the 1900 paris exposition)

[splattercabbage]

working on old maniel ass but wanted to do another lil something with these two before the new episode on sunday (eeeeeeeeee!)

((my favorite armand fun fact from the DM chapter is that he likes time bandits no one can take this from me))

[microcosmtoxin]

"what now, daddy lou"

[splattercabbage]

am I allowed to show old man Daniel ass on main if it's tasteful?

[carmineline]

dmers when a ship that’s been canon since 1988 is in fact still canon

[vampirebrainrot]

I hope anyone who speaks to me during these times knows that they have only 40 percent of my attention maximum. The rest is tunnel visioned on gay vampires and their sorrows

[splattercabbage]

I've only seen the gif sets btw so expect more acting up tomorrow 9pm est.

im going to act very normal about this

[splattercabbage]

fellas the things I have witnessed on my dash are going to propel me through the next 30hrs. going to stand outside in the humidity until I level out. today is beautiful, actually. need to call my mom and tell her I love her.