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The Bowery Presents
we're not kids anymore.

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almost home
Show & Tell
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art blog(derogatory)
NASA
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
YOU ARE THE REASON
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The Stonewall Inn

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Omg rly ??
yes! really!
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Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!
this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen
To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”
He’s not
With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.
Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.
That bird was livid!
that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017
I am dying , sis is pissedt!
That bird said fuck like 30 times
Twelve Days of Twelve || July 27: Peter Capaldi Appreciation Day.
I was actually filming in Prague, I’m doing the BBC’s adaptation of 'The Three Musketeers’ over there, playing Cardinal Richelieu. I had my phone on silent so I missed the call. It was my dear agent. I rang her up, and said ‘It’s me’ and she said, ‘Hello Doctor.’ I just started to laugh and I haven’t stopped laughing since.
Baby turtles making their way to the ocean!
Tag yourself. I'm the one that stopped to wait for their little turtle friend
Y'all please stop pretending Tumblr is a functioning social media platform. I can't get the content to load on either mobile or desktop.
a little something something to brighten everyone’s day
“"It’s interesting how everyone scrambles to call all of these hideous European royals attractive. Meanwhile, Hamdan bin Mohammed Al Maktoum of Dubai is slept on.” - Submitted by Anonymous
I for one would love to sleep on him. #thirsty
I know all these. With some education Brooke is redeemable. But the rest are going to need a lot of work.
Did I ever tell you guys the parm story because that was a ride
I don’t know what this means but I assume I want to hear it
You’re damn right you do.
Let’s just dive in head-first and say it started with an orgy.
See, I’m in two main groupchats on Facebook Messenger, one with a couple close friends, and one with a group of friends who I’m okay with but I don’t know quite as well. And it was in this second chat that someone suggested, ha ha, we should have an orgy. This sort of thing happens a lot, and it was pretty clear it was a joke, and everyone went along with it.
Then a date and location were announced.
Now, again, I’m kind of an outsider in this group. I’m super close with one person and I know everyone else through them. So maybe it was because I didn’t know them well enough to be able to read them, but I figured it was just, everyone was going to show up and hang out.
So I show up, late because I’m like that, with a cheese plate.
Like, I’m here in a polo and jeans with a plate of Parmesan with little toothpicks in it. And I ring the bell and one of the people lets me in, then closes the door really quickly behind me. And as I walk into the living room, I come to the realization that, no, this is an actual orgy, and I’m standing here with a cheese plate.
Now, keep in mind, if this was an orgy, it was the worst orgy ever. The host (guy who suggested everything) was banging a girl in the group whose name I don’t even remember in the middle of the floor, and everyone else was standing around awkwardly in various shades of naked, trying to figure out where to put their eyes. As I wandered over to where my friend was standing and made really awkward whispered conversation with her, it became clear that what we had here was a failure to communicate. Everyone had showed up hoping to fuck someone in the group, but no one wanted to fuck anyone who wanted to fuck them, with the exception of the host and his partner. This resulted in everyone standing there awkwardly trying not to watch these two have sex.
So the tension here is so thick, you could cut it with a razor dildo. And I decide, all right, I’m gonna break the tension a little. So I lift my cheese plate to offer it, and ask the group hopefully, “Do you want some Parm?”
It’s dead silent.
Like it was awkward watching these two fuck, but it was somehow much, much worse having them stop, and every eye in the room turned to me.
And then the host, still balls-deep in this girl, says, “Yeah, I’d like some.” And then he doesn’t move. He just stays right there, watching me expectantly.
So I walked over to this guy and I fed him a cube of Parmesan cheese off a little toothpick while he’s inside a girl I barely know, and then I put my cheese plate on a coffee table, muttered something about having to go, and walked out of the house.
I’ve had the group chat muted for a while now.
I was 100% expecting this to somehow be about Awful Squad
who’s gonna tell trump supporters obama wasn’t president during hurricane katrina……..
My favorite part of this is people mentioned Barack Obama in these tweets! So who’s going to tell them? I hope Obama does! I mean, it was three years after Hurricane Katrina when Obama was elected president. Three years. Almost all of George W. Bush’s second term happened during and after Katrina. Where were these people that they don’t even know who was president? There was so much news about the hurricane and W’s terrible response to it. They’ll probably blame him for the Kennedy assassination next.
This is what I mean about how a worrying number of Trump supporters seem to have a limited grasp on reality in order to preserve their belief that electing him was the right thing.
Also Obama was there even though he wasn’t yet president.
Oh lmao
iconic
Still relevant
Stupid white people
really simple…..
only white ppl with “dreads” cant wash their hair
Truly memorable
White folks really out here ignorant but love spreading false knowledge.
This was the must perfect Twitter thread.
I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.
$180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car
aesthetic
Class war.
#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor
hey guys i found the fun police
there were a lot of references in the new video, did you catch them all? let’s take a look.
1. nils sjoberg
remember that time she wrote a song with calvin harris but used a different name? this is that name, on one of the gravestones. after releasing that she had actually written the summer hit “this is what you came for,” calvin harris, among others, threw a fit on twitter - even though it had been agreed that if calvin and taylor broke up, she could express that she had written the song.
2. the out of the woods dress
this blue dress probably looks familiar! it’s the same one she wore in the out of the woods music video, the last music video of the 1989 era. this poses the same frantic question, are we out of the woods yet? as this grave-digging taylor suggests, not yet.
3. here lies 2014 met gala taylor
at first glance, it just looks like the taylor from before laying there, but after pausing it and going back, one realizes that isn’t zombie taylor, rather 2014 met gala taylor. 2014 would have been the start of the 1989 era, and the out of the woods video was the end of it, thus: by the end of 1989 era, she was ready to “bury” it.
4. the dollar bill
if you look just next to taylor’s shoulder, you can see a good ole george washington. one single dollar bill. is this a reference to taylor’s sexual assault trial recently, and the one dollar she won then? most likely, because if you go to other shots of her in the tub that aren’t directly above her, the dollar bill isn’t there, meaning it was edited in later, which would explain how it got there so late in the game. it stands for the simple victories everyone else gets to celebrate, while she does the same things and gets flack for it.
5. et tu brute
a famous line from shakespeare’s julius caeser, “et tu, brute” means “and you, brute?” right as marcus brutus lands the fatal blow in julius caeser’s, his once-friend’s back. this is a metaphor for all the people that taylor thought she could trust, before they turned around and trashed her name.
6. the tea
probably pretty simple to grasp - the tea is hot. alternatively, she, the snake in the video, gets to serve the tea this time around, or, she gets to lay down her side of the story.
7. car crash + paparazzi
did you see what happened here, at face value? taylor was in an expensive vehicle that got in a head-on crash, but everyone just stood back and took pictures, instead of rushing over to help. is this a reference to all the times that everyone stood back, took pictures, and laughed at her when she was beaten down? yes.
8. the grammy
the grammy blends in with the gold of the car and her outfit, so it’s pretty easy to miss, but there it is, in her hand, even though the car crashed. perhaps the future is being predicted?
9. the birdcage + leg tattoo
look closely at taylor’s leg, and you can see what looks to be a snake tattooed there. not to mention, here she is entertaining in a birdcage, which is guarded. she’s trying to have fun in this prison, biting her tongue, being the girl everyone wants, but she longs to be let free.
10. robbing a bank/stream co., blind for love
besides getting major harley quinn vibes, what else do we notice here? taylor swift robbing a vault, which says “stream company.” remember that time that taylor wrote an open letter to apple music and called her money hungry, even though she was taking her music off to benefit poorer artists? yes, we do. this is what she’s referencing here. also, her shirt says “blind for love” which makes sense, because she frequently refers to herself as a hopeless romantic, someone who opens theirselves up for love, even if it means getting hurt.
11. the squad
without explaining anything else, this scene can be described as a crowd of blank faced people, staring at taylor swift, who stands upon a stage looking menacing, and impressing one message upon the crowd: u, squad. it’s reminiscent of all the times people said taylor swift was over, because her friends, fans, or sales were fake or temporary. this is like a visual representation of the comments people made about taylor forcing people to do things for her to create the image she desired.
12. fake friends
and here we have the mannequins of the girls from the prior scene, chopped up. this one is pretty straight forward, these “friends” that taylor thought she had sometimes turned out to be more fickle and “fake” than she thought. also, can we talk about how taylor’s red boots are reminiscent of kinky boots? because yes.
13. the dancers, i heart ts
before taylor enters the room, the dancers are goofing around, but the second she comes in, the jump to attention, and rip off their jackets to reveal shirts that say “i heart ts.” it’s a throwback to when tom hiddleston wore a shirt with the same message on the fourth of july in 2016, and everyone said that she had forced him to wear it. it’s the same thing as before with the squad - the world decided that she had forced all these people to love her, not that they actually did.
14. the fight for glory
every time you pause this video, you come across a different taylor. squirrel pajamas wanegbt taylor, 2015 bbma’s taylor, 2014 acm’s taylor, wanegbt red tour taylor, 2016 new years rockin’ eve taylor, sparkly guitar fearless tour taylor, bleachella taylor, ballerina shake it off taylor, 2016 vma’s taylor… the list goes on and on. here, you can see them all fighting and clawing, trying to stand on top. it reminds me of “i don’t like your kingdom keys, they once belonged to me,” and the parallels between long live and new romantics in that line alone. all those times, she thought she’d made it to a point in her career where she could be respected as much as other artists in her tier, only to harshly realize she was going to get her name ran through the mud for doing the same thing as everyone else. the fight for glory is steep, and unfair.
15. junior jewels
looks familiar right? not quite! it is the same theme of the shirt, but look closely at the signatures - they’re signatures of actual people this time around. names like ed, selena, este, lena, blake, and ryan, among others, can be seen on her shirt, representing the true friends that stuck with her through her reputation being bashed.
16. “SHUT UP!”
here, all the different versions of taylor are repeating things that the media or other celebrities had said about her, until finally 2009 vma’s taylor repeated the same thing that 2017 taylor said in an instagram post - “i’d very much like to be excluded from this narrative.” the entire time, you can hear camera shutters going off and people chatting, presumably the rest of the world watching as she got torn apart. when vma’s taylor makes this final statement, all the other taylor’s, as well as what sounds to be an entire off-screen crowd, yell “SHUT UP” before the screen goes black. this is a powerful image, and it’s supposed to be. all the times she suffered, and people told her that she was overreacting, faking it, or doing it for publicity. if you feel remorse for seeing young taylor getting yelled at, or sorrow for the taylors falling when she said “because she’s dead,” you’re doing it right.
nothing in this video was an accident.
if you’re angry at taylor for this video exposing things you said about her, or you’re repeating any of the words the versions of herself said at the end, you’re proving her point. her reputation was destroyed because people made a sport of making fun of her. and now, as taylor said, there will be no explanation, just reputation.
The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King
Costumes Designed by Julie Taymor (who also directed)
Puppets Designed by Michael Curry
Mufasa : Sarabi : Young Nala & Simba : Simba : Nala : Rafiki : Pumbaa & Timon : Zazu : Scar : Ed, Shenzi, & Banzai
This should’ve been my gender reveal
They look so distraught lmao straight people are wild
Gender fluid ftw! Congrats!