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What came first: harsh parenting techniques or conduct problems in children? This can seem like a chicken and egg problem. A new study publi

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xylophonetangerine

rabbids-go-home

"You better not be Hugh Laurie and Bjork promotional posters for the XBOX 360 reveal!" My ass:

these r real btw

pragnificent

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.

thingsamylikes

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

lemonsharks

always reblog money snake

björk album nails

me

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

tastyrepulsorboots

Yeah, same

iwilleatyourenglish

Do you not see why people believe astrology tho??

so i'm a custodian.

whenever someone does something cool like shit on the bathroom floor or get blood all over a toilet, i have to close the bathroom down by blocking the doorway with a CLOSED sign.

this sign is big and bright. it says CLOSED in four languages and has a do not enter symbol. it completely blocks the doorway. the only way to enter is to look directly at the sign and either move it or climb over it.

almost every single time i shut down a bathroom so i can suit up and clean a biohazard, someone will enter the bathroom with a dead-eyed, slack-jawed expression and try to wordlessly walk past me to use a stall.

and every single time, i have to block their path and say, "this bathroom is closed. there is one directly down the hall, marked by signs. please leave," and they either try to argue that THEY specifically should be allowed to use this one, as if they are god's most special little guy, or express shock even though they, again, had to contend with the CLOSED sign to enter.

often, i am standing there in the middle of cleaning up bodily fluids having to firmly repeat myself. they always leave angry or confused.

anyways, you clicked this button to send me an ask about astrology:

funnelcloudd

OP as a fellow custodian who has also had to deal with a bloodtoilet incident and who also routinely has irate people try to use shut down bathrooms that I am actively cleaning I commend you. Brothers in arms.