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oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
RMH
d e v o n
@theartofmadeline
Andulka
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
taylor price
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Origami Around
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occasionally subtle
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@morriganthefae
when I block people it's because they're annoying and I can't hire someone to kill them. when people block me though it's because they're obsessed with me and they needed to block me or else they'd jerk off to how funny I am for the rest of time
wgatever .
a beautiful beegirl who runs a candle shop and she is. shes um. shes beesed to meet you.
you ask her for advice and she says well in my bumble opinion...
bro i,m like two squeaks old
you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.
unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,
My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
sweaty tboys everywhere lying in unmade beds in their underwear. everywhere. all over the world. and you can kiss them 👆
*at the job interview* i have powers
i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use
i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free
Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too
I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."
The Trans Agenda is to Keep My F*cking Friends Alive — sol rios
published as part of the Citizen Trans* {Project} by New Words Press
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