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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

pseudomantis

Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself

bonyassfish

I hate these new purebred computers with no disc slot…it’s not healthy to only live on a USB diet

catgirlanarchist

corporations like apple are pushing the idea that computers can survive off of wifi and bluetooth alone. not only is this easily debunked pseudoscience, but it’s also causing actually healthy computers to DIE OUT. wifi and bluetooth are good enrichment for your computer, yes, but they NEED physical media and hardware connection in order to actually be healthy enough to survive to maturity. computers NEED large cases to accomodate their organs and to let them grow. they NEED robust peripherals and hardware in order to get the nutrients they need such as electricity and data. don’t even get me started on how they genetically copyright their computers so that they can only be seen by apple certified technicians when they’re sick. apple is normalizing computers only living through their adolescence, and even then suffering the entire time. a healthy computer will live for several decades, but apple wants computers to stay babies forever. because of this, they mass produce computers that will die in only one to two years and expect everyone to just buy a new one. a healthy computer can actually cool itself down, but apple is obsessed with them looking sleek and thin. this means that all of their organs are restricted and they can barely breathe. if your computer is regularly heating up to the point that it’s wheezing constantly and still can’t cool itself down, it is NOT healthy!

enki2

eroscestlavie

where does dorian gray buy his clothes?

at forever 21

swoonforme-blog

dorian gray jokes just never get old

robotsandfrippary

I hate both of you.

medievalthymes

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

medievalthymes

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

depsidase

langernameohnebedeutung

I know next to nothing about the Addam’s Family’s greater canon, but the fact that Lurch is visually so strongly based on Frankenstein’s Creature makes me so happy, because it’s the happy ending the Creature deserves and I can so imagine it? You have the Creature at the end of the novel who is lonely and who has resigned himself that he will never be loved and that all humans will reject him on sight and then he meets the Addam’s Family and they are the first ones who don’t attack him or run away screaming - they either don’t say anything or even more likely, they are high-key excited about a Creature put together from corpses. That’s probably the highest Addam’s aspiration, to be more than 1 corpse. So they take him in and he has a family for the first time. What a crossover. What over-thinking on my part. I love it.

langernameohnebedeutung

I’m going to add to this that because of the Creature’s line “I ought to be thy Adam”, many people irl nickname the Creature ‘Adam’ (being the first of his species) so if he were adopted by the Addam’s Family his name would officially be ‘Adam Addams” and I can only approve of that.