[themoonlightphoenix]

Not like I've had this sat half finished in my drafts since January 😅

My other tgcf text post memes: 1 2 3

[mutantfactor]

Fangs of Fortune

[hehearse]

[lustcannibalism]

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

[greelin]

[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

[willgrahamscock]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

[spkyart]

Wait what

[guzhufuren]

Seonghwa + text posts (pt. 9/50)

bonus:

[recapitulation]

Fang Duobing cringefail compilation <3 [1/1,000]

[ID: gifs of the character Fang Duobing from the series "Mysterious Lotus Casebook" shown in embarrassing situations. They show Fang Duobing falling asleep in front of Li Lianhua after Li Lianhua poisons him, Li Lianhua noticing and pointing out his dirty socks, Li Lianhua asking him, "Do you have money? You're so poor you came to me for a free meal," then sitting in front of the campfire as Li Lianhua asks him, "Wait. Who is your master?" and Fang Duobing answering, "Li Lianhua, Master of the Sword," then Fang Duobing asking Di Feisheng, "[Li Xiangyi and Di Feisheng fought at sea. Where were you? Are you a fish spirit or a turtle spirit?", then Fang Duobing reading a letter Li Lianhua left him and saying, "There's no way I'm buying that!" and then immediately flipping the page and reading "You will surely buy that," then Fang Duobing standing tied up with ropes and saying, "Shi jiejie. What a coincidence. Don't mind it. Our elders care for our juniors like this." then being frozen by Li Lianhua who immediately says to him, "Don't show others your triumph card so easily. Remember it." before poking him in the forehead, then Fang Duobing hiding behind Li Lianhua from Princess Zhao Ling, and finally Fang Duobing's mother saying, "[Li Xiangyi] said if Xiaobao could hold a sword he would take him as his disciple." as Li Lianhua looks at him and Fang Duobing looks extremely uncomfortable. /end ID]

[subeddiediaz]

He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??

[guzhufuren]

ATEEZ + text posts (pt. 2/50)

wedding rings bonus:

[editoress]

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

[hawberries]

We always take Mondays off! A piece I did for the cover of @offthecourtzine, which is available here til 21/sept/2020.

[image is a stylized, isometric drawing of what looks to be a street in Miyagi filled with chibi characters. Ukai is stepping half out of his convenience store to yell at Hinata and Kageyama, who are racing ahead of Noya, Tanaka, Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Tsukishima, and Yamaguchi. Aone, Futakuchi, Bokuto, Akaashi, Ushijima and Tendou are also strolling along; Oikawa is stepping out of a bakery to greet a waiting Iwaizumi; and Kuroo peeks at Kenma hiding behind an electronic store.]

[gaydelgard]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

[alex-just-vibing]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

[alamogirl80]

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

[anachronic-cobra]

And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth

[mjrtaurus]

And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.

[waterme-stories]

The container of human teeth is what I was looking for specifically. If you must know.

[mikkeneko]

haters gonna see you command a zombie army with your dark magic flute and complain that you don’t have a sword

[kosmogrl]