Please let me be autistic about it

He/him most of the time, 26

[mosaic-snail]

Hi im snail i run the place

he/they for system reasons (other pronouns apply in special circumstances, for system reasons)

making this post bc i also run @candle-wic and @last-knight-davinos and i figured i should put that somewhere

i post dndads, critrole, and idk whatever else

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Yasha Nydoorin and Veth Brenatto from Critical Role. They're wearing swimsuits, Yasha's is a black one-piece and Veth's is a yellow bikini with a teal sheer robe worn over top. Both of them are holding ice creams, Yasha's is scoops in a cup that she's eating with a tiny plastic spoon and Veth's is a 99 flake. Veth's looking up at Yasha, who's smiling back at Veth. End description.]

Summer treats 🍦

A page from The Nein Hit The Beach, a free little fanzine!

[rthwrms]

HOW TO START (2026)

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[goodieprocter]

“Can’t they already see my bones? Do they mean like an x-ray?”

“What is x-ray, question”

Eridian Welcoming Committee by @justcakethanks

[thecraftyninjacat]

belle and grace

(or: the joys of being a rectangular prism)

[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

[candyisntmyname]

It is *ehem* hard isn't it

[newtid]

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[wizardarchetypes]

I just woke up from a dream that I got invited to go clubbing with my friends last minute while I was wrapping up a volunteer shift at a big community center so on my way to the club I stopped at a mall and grabbed a random dress but for some reason I couldn’t change at the mall so I went farther down the highway and stopped at a rest stop. it was pouring rain and on the way in i slipped and got covered in mud & i dropped my dress in a puddle and it got soaking wet. i keep a blow dryer in my car (i travel a lot) so i grabbed it and went to the bathroom and started blow drying the dress.

i was freezing cold and soaking wet so i took off my jeans and t shirt since no one else was there but a man walked in, in a full blue velvet tuxedo and when we saw each other in my state of undress we both apologized.

he said the men’s room was closed for maintenance and asked if i minded if he used the women’s and i said i didn’t.

he came back out of the stall and said he was tired and actually came in to rest for twenty minutes before he got back on the road and i said that was fine so he sat on the bench in the bathroom and closed his eyes and we were both silent for a few minutes and then he opened his eyes and asked where i was headed and i said i was meeting friends at some club and he said

“i don’t know why you’re going to the club when you could be going to Ravioli Night.”

i said, “to what?”

he sat up excitedly and began to describe what sounded like a black-tie ball, all centered on eating a multi-course meal of different ravioli dishes.

it was already ten at night so i assumed he’d just come from there. i said sorry i missed it but maybe next time.

he said, “it only happens every four years, but you’re in luck; the first course isn’t served until midnight.”

i said, “people gather at midnight to eat ravioli?”

he smirked mischievously and said, “until dawn.”

my dress was mostly dry so i pulled it on over my head and i said, “based on your tux, i think i’d be too underdressed.”

he said, “you can be my plus-one, and no one will ask.”

it seemed to me this man had some sort of major social authority in this mysterious, nocturnal world of ravioli.

i considered it, but i said, “sorry….my friends are waiting for me.”

he smiled sadly for a moment, stood up, and asked if i had a pen. i did in my purse. he wrote coordinates on my arm and said, “if you change your mind….”

then he left.

i walked outside and he was already gone. i got in my car and hesitated to turn the key, considering the thrill in my chest at the concept of so much ravioli.

then i woke up at that moment. i’ll never know…….would i have followed my heart?

[wizardarchetypes]

this man had the energy of a vampire love interest but i’m 100% certain he was human with some sort of powerful sway in this dark world of ravioli

[wizardarchetypes]

going to sleep with a single ravioli under my pillow tonight to try to summon this man and finish what we started

[depsidase]

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[is-this-fascism]

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

[is-this-fascism]

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

[friends-inside-us]

evil and intimidating kick who is mad as hell:

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[blignick]

Weighing foster kittens..they understood the assignment..🐈🐾😍

[anarchistmemedistro]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Most accounting classes at my school are only online so this semester I decided to take an in person Spanish class to get some human interaction.

Anyways on the first day of class a student asked if it’s okay to use Duolingo to study and the professor made an involuntary disgusted face

[mosaic-snail]

duolingo is so AI infested that it taught my coworker the wrong phrase for “good morning” and he was telling our spanish speaking coworkers “good night” every day for three days until i took him aside

like. it couldn’t even teach the most basic of basics