Moshpit Panda

My name is sergio and i love going to concerts and i also love pandas!!

[moshpit-panda]

Ooooooh yeah it's all coming together #monsterhunter #monsterhunterrise #mhrise https://www.instagram.com/p/COaopulAtZx/?igshid=117d6anu8ecai

[breakingbad2008]

[lunar-skies]

[schittscreekoutofcontext]

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[reactionfaces]

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[africant]

[joshpeck]

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

[captainsamerica]

“Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now. ‘Cause I’m Spider-Man, and I’m not the only one. Not by a long shot.” - Spider-Man: Into the Spider Verse  

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

imagine being able to relate to like, big mouth. who the fuck wanted to have sex in middle school. i just wanted to go missing

[gaphic]

having your sexual awakening in middle school is actually, like, normal

[cvberitual]

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

coming out of my cage and ive been doing just

[programaticallydelicious]

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

[saltlcks]

i rewatched venom and drake’s whole ‘they need to be an exact match’ theory is bs

the symbiotes probably ate away at their initial’s hosts’ organs because they had been starved for 6 months. did this big science corporation really somehow think that these extraterrestrial life forms didn’t need any nutrients to survive?? like yeah sure they’re alive but they don’t need ,, food,

when they ran the test with the bunny and the yellow symbiote, it probably succeeded because the yellow symbiote had already ‘unsuccessfully’ bonded with other rabbits before that and had already eaten so it didn’t feel the need to feed on the new host

plus, riot seemed to be able to bond to anyone during his journey to the life foundation, he just chose to keep switching them out. and venom could bond to eddie, anne and the dog without actually hurting them, so it was just a matter of choice. when eddie’s organs were failing and his heart was atrophied it was probably just venom like snacking before they got actual food or the symbiote genuinely was just unsure how to control the human body

so yeah the symbiotes probably just cherry pick whoever they want as their host, biological composition be damned

[agendervenom]

this is good meta that honestly fixes that damn plot hole

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[jayywesst]

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills😂

[the1movement]

swear 

[sleeplesspapi-deactivated202107]

No responsibilities

[vii-10]

Naps