the little green one 🐛

[ moss, it/its user, 20s, 18+ only please ]

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Sour Candy

[chocodile]

Smells like something died.

[crawfishcomic]

Chili

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lil demon 🩷

[crimewave420]

I'm red

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[foreveriallyzombified]

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

[foreveriallyzombified]

23 months

[foreveriallyzombified]

it’s go time.

[ruekastitch]

Black Miku

[grubthebugdog]

Turning this guy into stickers for my next market

[troutpaws]

needed to draw something to make me happy : ]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

an atom is about the size of a pea btw. maybe a little bigger.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[rabbitkinglune777]

Luna panther (she/her)

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[complicatedsquishy]

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

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