Pulls-The-Crates

the joke is that i'm not robust at all

[most-robust-qm]

Good morning cargo!

make sure your coords are on and have a great shift!

*leaves to steal all but the gold and silver from vault for money and then beg HOS for .45 ammo*

[most-robust-qm]

ooc: ss14 kind of exploded because pjb is a bitch who can't let go of this game without doing their best to ruin it for everyone, word is that the servers will probably be fixed within the next three days, stay safe and find something else to do in the meantime.

we're open source, nothing can keep us down for good.

[missragdollgarland]

Do you have any involvement with the garteg

No?

The hell is a garteg

[eatstherocks]

Smellyteg

[missragdollgarland]

I am gonna slip you in the hall, next I see you. Swear to god.

[eatstherocks]

WHAT DID I DOOO

[most-robust-qm]

Can you PLEASE ask salv to be more careful? We have two dead in space and one crit in maints! MAINTS! Paramed is about to commandeer a tiders shittle to go find those dead salvs, if we lose para because your salvs cant keep themselves alive for 30 mins i will organ harvest your entire department.

-@mx-malpractice

I would ask, but they have not paid attention to the radio at all.

[gods-strongest-hop]

Hey HoP do you wear that hat because you are balding. Question mark.

I am not balding that badly for a man in his 50's, though I admit my hairline had receded over time.

The hat is a very, very old keepsake—I had two, back before I... became more of a transient worker, changing my assignments more frequently. Now, I only have the one. I've had it since just after I left the Marines.

[eats-the-dirt]

Ever turned it into a shiv? Just curious.

[gods-strongest-hop]

No. I don't even carry a lethal weapon when I'm Acting Commanding Officer unless we're on red alert.

[eats-the-dirt]

Former Marine, doesn't even carry a weapon? One time I saw a CMO wearing his full combat armor in the Marines on all clear. You're prone to being jumped, Declan. Learn from my mistakes.

[gods-strongest-hop]

I'm prone to be jumped and I have a good cloning policy.

These days, I would greatly prefer to give myself for the station than risk harming an innocent.

I do not like being armed. I... I do not.

[most-robust-qm]

You're a former marine Dec?

*Pulls looks him up and down

I can see it...

oh, shieße, Hey Dec, uhm- you might should know that Clark recently signed a partial contract with the colonial marines...

[most-robust-qm]

*A Flyer is taped onto the airlock in the QM's office, its an advertisement for a freelancer group called the @zalian-mercenaries *

*The Flyer states they are specialists in Expeditionary trips, Xenofauna removal and Protective guard services.*

*The Flyer depicts the Mercenaries in black and orange uniforms, oddly wielding M-90 pattern rifles, and not the usual crushers and PKAs of freelancers and spacers alike*

*Pulls grabs the flyer

How the hell did this get here?

*Pulls reads the flyer

Hm, hired guns? possibly useful but not what the station needs.

now i just have to find who put this up?

[most-robust-qm]

NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...

[gods-strongest-hop]

...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.

[eats-the-dirt]

I'm not surprised you can justify blood money. Seems to be genetic.

[gods-strongest-hop]

[sighs]

Eats. You claim to be nonviolent. You claim to be sick of my family's drama and conflict.

And yet you kick the hornet's nest again and again.

[eats-the-dirt]

Maybe I'd rather actually *fix* the issue instead of just leaving and fucking you all over, you know. I might not be the same as I was once, but I'm not heartless either. Also, saying hornets nest makes it sound like family drama will kill me. It won't really do that to me. Unlike what you and Haymitch constantly get up to.

[most-robust-qm]

I would recommend against arguing in a public hallway, it does not look good on either of you...

[gods-strongest-hop]

[coughs]

Yes, thank you, Pulls. This is. Correct.

[coughs again]

[most-robust-qm]

*glances at the both of them

go argue somewhere a bit more private you two, i can't keep *coughs* "lobbying" the reporter to turn a blind eye to the drama between you two forever.

[most-robust-qm]

NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...

[gods-strongest-hop]

...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.

[most-robust-qm]

who said anything about company profits?

[gods-strongest-hop]

[winces]

Just make it easy for me, Pulls, just once...

[most-robust-qm]

What? my job is to make the station rich, any leftover station budget goes into the company's hands.

[gods-strongest-hop]

Just... don't... don't confess to crimes to me. Please. Please.

Please.

[most-robust-qm]

is it a crime to put the interests of the station first? that was the whole reason i was hired!

[most-robust-qm]

*Weh!*

*Wehs!

[most-robust-qm]

A local reminder...

Clowns are a drain on station resources and should have never gotten a contract from NT

[most-robust-qm]

NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...

[gods-strongest-hop]

...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.

[eats-the-dirt]

I'm not surprised you can justify blood money. Seems to be genetic.

[gods-strongest-hop]

[sighs]

Eats. You claim to be nonviolent. You claim to be sick of my family's drama and conflict.

And yet you kick the hornet's nest again and again.

[eats-the-dirt]

Maybe I'd rather actually *fix* the issue instead of just leaving and fucking you all over, you know. I might not be the same as I was once, but I'm not heartless either. Also, saying hornets nest makes it sound like family drama will kill me. It won't really do that to me. Unlike what you and Haymitch constantly get up to.

[most-robust-qm]

I would recommend against arguing in a public hallway, it does not look good on either of you...

[eats-the-dirt]

I love arguing in the hallway. It gives great pressure to make your opponent piss off and actually think about what you say. I think you just don't like public hallways.

[most-robust-qm]

99% of PDA thefts occur in public hallways, PDAs are not free.

100% of PDA thefts occur when the target is distracted, arguments tend to distract their participants.

i am not fond of losing money.

[eats-the-dirt]

Maybe you should go beat up all the PDA thieves. There would be no more people to steal PDAs. This is the real solution you're not seeing.

[most-robust-qm]

Hm...

it would eliminate a drain on the station budget...

[most-robust-qm]

Hey Pulls, do you have any tips on a novice cargo technician? Especially about how to stay organized on who will work on which bounties, and when to approve purchase requests.

I'm kind of shy and don't want to bother my QM unnecessarily, they always seem so busy.

Thank you,

-- Lando Addison

Hm, well when I train new hires I always make sure they know these basics:

-Radio the bounties you are doing.

-Generally leave purchases to the QM or more senior cargo technicians.

-Radio when you are going to the ATS

Being a cargo technician is a fairly easy job, just make sure to radio what you are doing and you'll be fine!

[most-robust-qm]

NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...

[gods-strongest-hop]

...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.

[eats-the-dirt]

I'm not surprised you can justify blood money. Seems to be genetic.

[gods-strongest-hop]

[sighs]

Eats. You claim to be nonviolent. You claim to be sick of my family's drama and conflict.

And yet you kick the hornet's nest again and again.

[eats-the-dirt]

Maybe I'd rather actually *fix* the issue instead of just leaving and fucking you all over, you know. I might not be the same as I was once, but I'm not heartless either. Also, saying hornets nest makes it sound like family drama will kill me. It won't really do that to me. Unlike what you and Haymitch constantly get up to.

[most-robust-qm]

I would recommend against arguing in a public hallway, it does not look good on either of you...

[eats-the-dirt]

I love arguing in the hallway. It gives great pressure to make your opponent piss off and actually think about what you say. I think you just don't like public hallways.

[most-robust-qm]

99% of PDA thefts occur in public hallways, PDAs are not free.

100% of PDA thefts occur when the target is distracted, arguments tend to distract their participants.

i am not fond of losing money.

[most-robust-qm]

NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...

[gods-strongest-hop]

...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.

[eats-the-dirt]

I'm not surprised you can justify blood money. Seems to be genetic.

[gods-strongest-hop]

[sighs]

Eats. You claim to be nonviolent. You claim to be sick of my family's drama and conflict.

And yet you kick the hornet's nest again and again.

[eats-the-dirt]

Maybe I'd rather actually *fix* the issue instead of just leaving and fucking you all over, you know. I might not be the same as I was once, but I'm not heartless either. Also, saying hornets nest makes it sound like family drama will kill me. It won't really do that to me. Unlike what you and Haymitch constantly get up to.

[most-robust-qm]

I would recommend against arguing in a public hallway, it does not look good on either of you...

[most-robust-qm]

NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...

[gods-strongest-hop]

...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.

[most-robust-qm]

who said anything about company profits?

[gods-strongest-hop]

[winces]

Just make it easy for me, Pulls, just once...

[most-robust-qm]

What? my job is to make the station rich, any leftover station budget goes into the company's hands.

[most-robust-qm]

Say corpo, how'd you feel about hiring licensed freelancers? Noticed your own Salvers are disappointing, so why not hire more serious workers guaranteed to bring back a good variety of ore for only 10% of the ore's value as our cut. Plus, once on contract, we actually listen to what you say we should do. As long as you will pay us.

some very fine points, but 10% is more than 0% and every spesos that does not make it into the station budget is a mark of failure upon my duties as quartermaster.

it's honestly just easier to mine some asteroids from around the station myself, minimal danger and a sizable reward.

[gods-strongest-hop]

This is your reminder that all station hiring decisions must go through the Head of Personnel.

Please do not hire the "mysterious workers" without consulting the rest of command dear God please no—

[most-robust-qm]

it's not profitable to hire new personnel.

[most-robust-qm]

NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...

[gods-strongest-hop]

...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.

[most-robust-qm]

who said anything about company profits?