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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Keni
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sade Olutola
Game of Thrones Daily
almost home
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
PR's Tumblrdome
The Stonewall Inn
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One Nice Bug Per Day
noise dept.
titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
#extradirty
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@most-robust-qm
*bolts all surrounding doors and sets the air alarm to panic*
Sorry, this SAI unit has law-based obligations to deal with, do not resist
@carp-neuraltransfer
*pulls puts on his luxury hardsuit and toggles internals*
You locked me in my office with a hardsuit and attempt to deprive me of air? what was your plan AI?
HOS and RD to AI, it just tried to kill me
You have doomed yourself AI, if you resist the relaw you will be destroyed by the HOS so i recommend you do not.
ooc: space station 14 starring the worst engie you know (me)-
go watch it!
QM, people aren't opening their mail, and it makesss me sssad because that'sss money for the ssstation going completely unearned!
What do you advissse?
-@nothing-stops-the-mail
extreme violence.
every man, woman, and child shall open their mail or be subject to the justice of not cargonia! anyone who loses me the station even a single spesos by ignoring their mail will be made to pay back their debts or be subject to immediate execution!
pulls i swear to whatever god you believe in do not do this.
and why not HOS? your officers are the worst at opening mail! there are *looks at his digiboard* 2,000 spesos currently in limbo because of mail that has been in security for three minutes and fourty one seconds!
I mean not all of them are bad! Had a sssecurity officer the other day that told me I wasss doing a good thing by delivering the mail, and even radioed the ressst of hisss department to come open their mail. Multiple timesss even!
The mail wasss gone by the time I made the roundsss back again, so I asssume it wasss opened.
but that does not change the spesos we are missing out on today! if so much as a single spesos is left unearned i consider the shift a failure!
QM, people aren't opening their mail, and it makesss me sssad because that'sss money for the ssstation going completely unearned!
What do you advissse?
-@nothing-stops-the-mail
extreme violence.
every man, woman, and child shall open their mail or be subject to the justice of not cargonia! anyone who loses me the station even a single spesos by ignoring their mail will be made to pay back their debts or be subject to immediate execution!
pulls i swear to whatever god you believe in do not do this.
and why not HOS? your officers are the worst at opening mail! there are *looks at his digiboard* 2,000 spesos currently in limbo because of mail that has been in security for three minutes and fourty one seconds!
QM, people aren't opening their mail, and it makesss me sssad because that'sss money for the ssstation going completely unearned!
What do you advissse?
-@nothing-stops-the-mail
extreme violence.
every man, woman, and child shall open their mail or be subject to the justice of not cargonia! anyone who loses me the station even a single spesos by ignoring their mail will be made to pay back their debts or be subject to immediate execution!
This SAI has a message.
Security has asked this unit to inform you that: ling in south cargo maints
Unit advises against entry for crew preservation.
*laughs*
a ling? really? those have been extinct since before i was born!
ooc: ss14 kind of exploded because pjb is a bitch who can't let go of this game without doing their best to ruin it for everyone, word is that the servers will probably be fixed within the next three days, stay safe and find something else to do in the meantime.
we're open source, nothing can keep us down for good.
Do you have any involvement with the garteg
No?
The hell is a garteg
Smellyteg
I am gonna slip you in the hall, next I see you. Swear to god.
WHAT DID I DOOO
Can you PLEASE ask salv to be more careful? We have two dead in space and one crit in maints! MAINTS! Paramed is about to commandeer a tiders shittle to go find those dead salvs, if we lose para because your salvs cant keep themselves alive for 30 mins i will organ harvest your entire department.
-@mx-malpractice
I would ask, but they have not paid attention to the radio at all.
Hey HoP do you wear that hat because you are balding. Question mark.
I am not balding that badly for a man in his 50's, though I admit my hairline had receded over time.
The hat is a very, very old keepsake—I had two, back before I... became more of a transient worker, changing my assignments more frequently. Now, I only have the one. I've had it since just after I left the Marines.
Ever turned it into a shiv? Just curious.
No. I don't even carry a lethal weapon when I'm Acting Commanding Officer unless we're on red alert.
Former Marine, doesn't even carry a weapon? One time I saw a CMO wearing his full combat armor in the Marines on all clear. You're prone to being jumped, Declan. Learn from my mistakes.
I'm prone to be jumped and I have a good cloning policy.
These days, I would greatly prefer to give myself for the station than risk harming an innocent.
I do not like being armed. I... I do not.
You're a former marine Dec?
*Pulls looks him up and down
I can see it...
oh, shieße, Hey Dec, uhm- you might should know that Clark recently signed a partial contract with the colonial marines...
*A Flyer is taped onto the airlock in the QM's office, its an advertisement for a freelancer group called the @zalian-mercenaries *
*The Flyer states they are specialists in Expeditionary trips, Xenofauna removal and Protective guard services.*
*The Flyer depicts the Mercenaries in black and orange uniforms, oddly wielding M-90 pattern rifles, and not the usual crushers and PKAs of freelancers and spacers alike*
*Pulls grabs the flyer
How the hell did this get here?
*Pulls reads the flyer
Hm, hired guns? possibly useful but not what the station needs.
now i just have to find who put this up?
NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...
...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.
I'm not surprised you can justify blood money. Seems to be genetic.
[sighs]
Eats. You claim to be nonviolent. You claim to be sick of my family's drama and conflict.
And yet you kick the hornet's nest again and again.
Maybe I'd rather actually *fix* the issue instead of just leaving and fucking you all over, you know. I might not be the same as I was once, but I'm not heartless either. Also, saying hornets nest makes it sound like family drama will kill me. It won't really do that to me. Unlike what you and Haymitch constantly get up to.
I would recommend against arguing in a public hallway, it does not look good on either of you...
[coughs]
Yes, thank you, Pulls. This is. Correct.
[coughs again]
*glances at the both of them
go argue somewhere a bit more private you two, i can't keep *coughs* "lobbying" the reporter to turn a blind eye to the drama between you two forever.
NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...
...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.
who said anything about company profits?
[winces]
Just make it easy for me, Pulls, just once...
What? my job is to make the station rich, any leftover station budget goes into the company's hands.
Just... don't... don't confess to crimes to me. Please. Please.
Please.
is it a crime to put the interests of the station first? that was the whole reason i was hired!
*Weh!*
*Wehs!
A local reminder...
Clowns are a drain on station resources and should have never gotten a contract from NT
NTR tried testing me by threatening me with 2500 spesos fine! thankfully i passed the test by not giving them the money but i also passed a little too well by saying i'd take their life before giving away even a single spesos...
...at least you prioritized company profits. That's... Sometimes all we can ask of a quartermaster.
I'm not surprised you can justify blood money. Seems to be genetic.
[sighs]
Eats. You claim to be nonviolent. You claim to be sick of my family's drama and conflict.
And yet you kick the hornet's nest again and again.
Maybe I'd rather actually *fix* the issue instead of just leaving and fucking you all over, you know. I might not be the same as I was once, but I'm not heartless either. Also, saying hornets nest makes it sound like family drama will kill me. It won't really do that to me. Unlike what you and Haymitch constantly get up to.
I would recommend against arguing in a public hallway, it does not look good on either of you...
I love arguing in the hallway. It gives great pressure to make your opponent piss off and actually think about what you say. I think you just don't like public hallways.
99% of PDA thefts occur in public hallways, PDAs are not free.
100% of PDA thefts occur when the target is distracted, arguments tend to distract their participants.
i am not fond of losing money.
Maybe you should go beat up all the PDA thieves. There would be no more people to steal PDAs. This is the real solution you're not seeing.
Hm...
it would eliminate a drain on the station budget...
Hey Pulls, do you have any tips on a novice cargo technician? Especially about how to stay organized on who will work on which bounties, and when to approve purchase requests.
I'm kind of shy and don't want to bother my QM unnecessarily, they always seem so busy.
Thank you,
-- Lando Addison
Hm, well when I train new hires I always make sure they know these basics:
-Radio the bounties you are doing.
-Generally leave purchases to the QM or more senior cargo technicians.
-Radio when you are going to the ATS
Being a cargo technician is a fairly easy job, just make sure to radio what you are doing and you'll be fine!
