Embrace the crease and have the courage to sag

Solving the world's problems, one pun at a time.

[mostly-humanish]

Stuff About Me

🌺Pronouns: she/her/hers

🏵️Age: 21

🌷Timezone: EST

Mostly a Dan and Phil blog at this point - sorry for my 2 year hiatus

[dogpuppy]

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[lizardsmp3]

do so badly need phil to go to dan’s awkward high school reunion party also because it would just be this

[depsidase]

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[damnbluewires]

im in tears

[whitealbum]

guys we’ve gotta get back into collaging

[whitealbum]

everyone collage with me

[whitealbum]

cuts you up and glues you to a piece of paper

[dogpuppy]

[hereweareinthedark]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[kaijuerotica]

the first time shane lays a fertilized egg he carefully incubates it for the entire off season and proudly hatches a hockey puck

[faggotry-enjoyer]

I feel like tumblr is giving me a skewed impression of what Heated Rivalry is about

[kaijuerotica]

what do u mean

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

mathematics is a sort of goo/ooze secreted by the human mind when it rubs against the universe

[fidelcostco]

here's a trick for getting this stain out. did you know you can make that dish in batches and it freezes great? that's actually really easy to fix, you only need a screwdriver and a replacement hinge. I can show you if you want. I can't buy you a new one, but maybe this will help. maybe the info will serve you one day. most people don't realize you can ask for a discount on those types of purchases, did you know? here's how I would try. maybe this will save you a little money. I don't have anything else to offer you. I hope it's enough. it's not much, but this'll balance the flavor and make cheap taste fantastic, it's crazy right? I wish I had more to give you. I've heard of that before, here's what someone I know tried. maybe that'll save you some time and worry. you can buy that part and do it yourself, let me take a look. here's what I would do. let's give it a shot. it's ugly, but it works. I hope that fixes it. I hope I made things easier for you.

[fidelcostco]

can you hear the "I love you" between every sentence? if you listen closely, it's repeating over and over and over, every time you keep trying, owing your life a thousand times over to the ones who came before, to the ones surviving alongside you. keep trying, I love you, I hope this helps, I love you, we'll find a way, i love you. in the heartbeats of silence, I love you. there's nothing else I can give you, I love you. this is all I have. I love you.

[lyraisnotonfire]

this fanfic shit is easy