Embrace the crease and have the courage to sag

Solving the world's problems, one pun at a time.

[mostly-humanish]

Stuff About Me

🌺Pronouns: she/her/hers

🏵️Age: 21

🌷Timezone: EST

Mostly a Dan and Phil blog at this point - sorry for my 2 year hiatus

[toomanyphealings]

dan howell + the dream lives of ordinary people by voxtrot

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[noelle-ism]

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[dogpuppy]

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[lizardsmp3]

do so badly need phil to go to dan’s awkward high school reunion party also because it would just be this

[depsidase]

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[damnbluewires]

im in tears

[whitealbum]

guys we’ve gotta get back into collaging

[whitealbum]

everyone collage with me

[whitealbum]

cuts you up and glues you to a piece of paper

[dogpuppy]

[hereweareinthedark]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[kaijuerotica]

the first time shane lays a fertilized egg he carefully incubates it for the entire off season and proudly hatches a hockey puck

[faggotry-enjoyer]

I feel like tumblr is giving me a skewed impression of what Heated Rivalry is about

[kaijuerotica]

what do u mean