Don't Drop That Ice Cream Cone

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[vgsexual]

[unclefather]

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Gotham City Forensic Files (x)

[mcweaksauce]

This video was wonderful (and best Riddler origin story ever)

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[hoseawasright]

I see the word ‘cowboy’ in a post and I just BLACK OUT and smash reblog

[hardstoplucas1]

When you pickup a gift and it’s soft

[bitchfwahkwitmeee-deactivated20]

HardstopLucas is so damn funny bro

[turnthepaigee-deactivated201812]

IM SCREAMING 😂😂

[rafawriter]

[sirowlington]

demolished

[obviouslypancakes]

Gottem!

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

i went to fact check this and he literally is

[celero-loves-dragons]

fuck them up philip

[maniacalmagician]

episode 1: Orel and his pal Doughy accidentally raise the dead! everyone is angry because the dead aren't wearing clothes!

episode 43: After being shot and permanently crippled by his father on a hunting trip, Orel consults the man who his father was cheating with to find any sort of redemption in him and his remorselessness. Both find that the best thing to do is move on from his toxicity and that despite anything thrown at him, his faith is strong enough to overcome it and he leads a happy life.

[stephanieputty]

My hot take

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[thesaltofcarthage]

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

[bob-belcher]

ARIANA GRANDE JUST COMMITTED A MURDER!

[marcspector]

[ronulicny]

“Dog”, 1986

 By: KEITH  HARING….

[impossiblerebelblaze]

I’m starting the ‘genuine setheverman appreciation club’ because yea I know hes a meme but I think hes genuinely funny and a legitimately cool dude, reblog to join the club

[setheverman]

holy shit this made me so happy

[ightham]

if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try.

[creekfiend]

I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD

i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went “did you……..Do This” and I was like “yes, and why, and who are you”

[creekfiend]

This is great he must have been so unnerved

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Power move

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[unpatchedglitch]

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden