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greelin

the weight this image holds

greelin

happy pride month everybody

sexhaver

taraxippos

creamycuppy

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

lesbianmarrow

scully dissecting a dead man and finding partially digested pizza in his stomach and getting hungry and going back to her motel and ordering a pizza.......i love you weird girl

lesbianmarrow

my favorite thing about this post is learning that ppl who work in surgery/autopsy/etc are just like this

sexhaver

one of my favorite parts about SSBM is that every local community independently evolves a slang word synonomous with "whiny-ass excuse for a loss" that always ends up being the name of the player in their community most notorious for this behavior

dreadwedge

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

BANG!⁍

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

nattousan

midnakoopa

these are my cats i don't have a problem

#pokemon

boccher

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fix the past

build the future

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unyieldingsilence

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hotvampireadjacent

ouroborosorder

are you 'dark' chuuni or are you 'woke' chuuni

i have been staring at this post for 5 minutes trying to think of a yes-and that's funny enough to live up to it but i just can't

cryptotheism

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

figglypuff

necrolentil

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.