what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall
thats just the way the pussy crumbles
please see a gynecologist
WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?
man responding to something a woman said: actually this is true. I mean, fair enough, this is surprisingly accurate. I would have phrased it like this, but you can still extract some value from this statement as it is actually fair enough if you like and see it that way maybe
amazon: your package has been shipped
me:
my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me
does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club? we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels
why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.
disassociating
If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine
the plant has a question
it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?
someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot
my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
no 1 ever has a crush on me cause i got an abrasive personality and am a lil ugly but that’s ok cause those are my best qualities
look at these ᵇᵘᵐᵖˢ u got ᵉˣᵐᵃ?
do I got ʷʰᵃᵗ ?
u got ᵉ ᵉᵉˣˣᵐᵃ ??
me looking at my dry hands in the winter: dam…. i got ᵉˣᵐᵃ??