Hunter of the Forest

I am Robin Hood of Sherwood Forest. Thorn in the side of Tyrants and Servant of the Archer Class. ((This is a Side RP Blog, I'll Follow and Like from my science Blog, Asfullyaspossible))

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OI

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if god made man, then the devil made kings.

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Well then Sages and Servants, Masters and Magii, sit down while I spin thee a christmas flavoured tale:

“Twas the night before christmas, And all through the base, No servants were stirring, Why, narry a trace.

The stockings were hung in the Rooms,Oft so bare In the anticipation that Santam would be there, And we turn our attention to the one known as “Hood” Fast asleep in his bed as all “good boys” should,

Then oh what a clatter, oh what a state, Dear old santa had trodden on a plate. The “young lad” sprag up, eyes all aglow, Too glipmse that spirit of charity, that Noel Hero,

Alas, poor Hood. For it was not to be, For the scowl of Alter there for all to see, And with a clout from the sack, and a “thanks for the pies” “Santa” once again must take to the skies,

“Now, Master! Now Master and Sheilder and Karna Too! To the mountain once more! There is work to do!“ And with darkness encroaching, try all he might, The Archer could just hear; “Merry christmas to all and to all A good night!”“

“Thinking about it, a concussion has got to be the worst present anyone’s got me”

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harpselegy:

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              “ Oh my goodness I so can! Although I don’t think that would be too fitting.. Your charms lay with that boyish face!”

A mustache of all things.. Why not go with dying his hair some odd color or make flower crowns of some kind? Whatever! It was sorta cute to watch the little tsundere hipster fight against the things so true he was blind to his own existence and its ‘edgey’ plots.

“ Oh! Then you must be trying to play the badboy role! Being disagreeable and rough to get the attentions from the more feminine people out there~”

Trying to play the badboy role?

The words rattled through his head, as if he was standing in some incredulous echo-chamber. As if his entire persona was just an act, to cover up some vulnerability, or conceal a bestial nature. Sure, a dash of danger in their lives meant he could play the village lasses’s heartstrings like a bleeding harp...

Still... if a part was fun to play... it certainly grated less than 『 Hipster 』 .

“What can I say? Taking a holiday with danger never stops being, well fun, right? And who can argue with a method that works?”

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“Question: In a future grail war, would somone be able to summon Leeroy Jenkins as a berserker class servant?”

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“Because I have no self control I present;

Servant Berserker, True Name: Leeroy Jenkins

Strength: C                    Endurance: A Agility:C                          Mana: D Luck:B                            NP: D-

Skills: Mad Enhancement: D; Prone to acting irrationally he can still distinguish between friend and foe and retains his ability to speak, although what he says probably isnt worth listening to.

Dragon Slayer: B- As a warrior known for tackling foes of a Dragonic nature, he receives a bonus fighting against enemies with that characteristic. However, as he met his end fighting those self same foes, he receives greater damage from them.

Noble Phantasm: Anarchist’s Warcry, 『Time’s Up, Lets Do This 』 D- (Passive,Conceptual Armament) Leeroy truly is a Servant of calamity and as such most strategies to counter him fail. In fact, all plans and strategies leveled against Berserker are automatically reduced to a 33.33%(recurring, obviously), chance of success.

As a modern Legend, Leeroy is comparitively weak when compared to the top-of-the-line servants shown in most Fate/ material. Additionally, with a low rank in Mad enhancement, he’s not that much of a berserker, either! The advantage to him comes in his NP.

Leeroy is probably one of the very few servants where knowing his true name is a disadvantage. For once you know his name, you will try to plan against him, which will trigger his NP, leaving everything to RNGeezus. He is best taken on with a mad rush, ignoring any strategy. As such his natural enemy is The entire rest of the Berserker class and Mordred Pendragon.

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“Question: In a future grail war, would somone be able to summon Leeroy Jenkins as a berserker class servant?”

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May I ask that you please like or reblog this post if you would be interested in roleplaying with Quetzalcoatl as depicted in F/GO as well as a Lancer variation verse? I am independent, semi-selective, and not private. Thank you for your time! 

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where is my birthday gift /poses

“Well Saber.... I’ve... I’ve been thinking about things and... well... I was wondering what I would get a woman who wants everything. And you know what they say, that its the thought that counts, right?”

Robin screws up his face in mock concentration.

“Let me know when you get it.”

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Though we have different reasons for disliking the mistletoe, perhaps we should band together and take it all down Sir Hood? The stuff causes nothing but trouble anyway... *Visible shudder*

Call me Sir Hood again and I’ll give you a black eye, m8

“Right then! The council of 3*s against the improper use of parasites is now in session. First order of busness.... do we get a hideout? Or a treehouse? I mean we cant be a proppa secret organisation without a base, ya feel me?”

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Yo, like and/or reblog this if you’re okay with rping with an indie Saber (Altera) from Fate/GO and probably Extella once it comes out and I play it. Crossover friendly so long if I know the series, yada yada yada Ye.

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Hey, the name is Caelum! As these promotions appear to most prevalent I think I’ll do one too! Please like or reblog this post if you would like to roleplay with an independent Merlin from the Fate/ series! I’ll be sure to check you out if you do!!

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Do you really want to fight someone that badly that you're willing to throw some mistletoe discourse?

“Listen here my good pal. My buddy. My string bean. I was raised by sh*tty, cowardly, druid and in this house we use good, decent, wholesome parasites of the quercus  genus and nothing else. AND NO. STORE BOUGHT IS NOT THE SAME. YOU GOTTA GET IT YERSELF. ALL FRESH LIKE.”

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Robin. They're fake plastic mistletoe that someone bought. It's okay.

“But... but... okay...”

Stupid modern traditions do they know nothing about what thats used for and we havent had beef in weeks grumble mutter moan

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“Whats all this about mistletoe? Sh*t where did they get the mistletoe from? There arent any half decent oaks for MILES!!”

“Well you see” He said sliding up to the other servant “A few quick chants here, a few Yggdrasil Seeds there and BOOM mistletoes!”

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“You cant make antidotes out of YEW MISTLETOE!!! And I dont even see any bulls! 0/10 see me after druid class. Absaloutely shameful, call yourself a caster???.”

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“Whats all this about mistletoe? Sh*t where did they get the mistletoe from? There arent any half decent oaks for MILES!!”

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Dear past me

“I’m talking into a small box filled with… steam and clockwork apparently and scribbles are coming out! You should be here dude, its so comfy. However, I’ve got something to tell you. Something that I wish I’d known when I was you…

You can’t be a hero. Or an ally of justice or whatever. Its not something you aspire to. Its something you’re made into. People make heroes to worship. Trust me, it hurts but... if you want to keep doing this... just brace yourself okay? It’ll probably hurt less.”

“Not that either of us could read this anyway.

See ya in a thousand years, Asshat.”

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          The old order ( changeth ), yielding place to NEW,            from the GREAT DEEP to the great deep he goes.

                                            Arthuria Pendragon                                      independent. selective. crossover/original character friendly.