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a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
List of Unlikely AUs
1920′s/30′s mob boss gang war AU
Trapped in the ancient past and can’t get home AU
Fuck or die AU
Tale of the body snatcher AU
Forced to share a bed because reasons AU
Evil twin tries to take over my life AU
Forced to fight as Roman gladiators AU
Nazi Germany AU
Evil parallel universe version of own universe AU
Weird plant pollen made me horny AU
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Oh wait… no. No, these are all just Star Trek episodes, never mind, carry on.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
instant cute outfit with minimal effort
it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
When in the entire American history did all lives matter?!
You think you’ve seen her naked because she took her clothes off? Tell me about her dreams. Tell me what breaks her heart. What is she passionate about, and what makes her cry? Tell me about her childhood. Better yet, tell me one story about her that you’re not in. You’ve seen her skin, and you’ve touched her body. But… you still know as much about her as a book you once found, but never got around to opening.
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Chris Wolstenholme at the 2016 Montreux Jazz Festival
Landscapes of Scotland
Patrick Monatsberger is a Travel & Outdoor photographer from Nuremberg Germany ready to travel the world and capture beautiful moments with his camera.
If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
no but seriously imagine it this way
a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
you must be fun at parties
4 Black Lives Matter Myths Debunked | Decoded | MTV News
and if you think about Proximity crime and then remember that most cops are white…it all lines up
Even though she explained it in the most informative way, people will still ask those SAME questions over and over again. They dont want the truth they just wanna hear something that justifies their racism.
and that is why I don’t bother explaining anymore. Because they know they’re wrong, they just arguing to avoid admitting their wrong.
Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere
Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!
Lurking just beneath the surface. (Source)
FUUUUCK NOOOOOOO THANK SWEET BABY JESUS IM LAND LOCKED
This is terrifyingly beautiful
Sophie Turner ↳ I think because I’m so close with Sansa I feel that she is like my first love, in a way.
If you ever come back this way, I will execute you myself.
Rewrite a classic fairy tale by telling it backwards. The end is now the beginning.
Once upon a time there was a princess who loved so deeply that her heart was worn constantly on her sleeve. She fell in love with a prince, and the next year, her father allowed them to be wed- he remembered his own wife every day, and wished his daughter to be as happy as he had been.
The day of the wedding came, and the girl walked down the aisle in a dress of gentle silver. The Prince took her hand and smiled, and leant in to kiss her.
For luck, he would later say. A kiss for luck, a smile for joy, a laugh for a happy ending. It was a saying his own family had had for years, but it was a saying that failed him.
For the second his lips touched hers, she fell to the floor with a sigh.
Not dead they healers told the prince. not dead but sleeping, not dead but unable to wake.
The prince- so ashamed, so in fear of his life and hers- stole her away from the castle that night, away from her father and her people, so they would never have to watch her waste away.
He hid her in a forest, in a casket of diamond and ice, and he waited. Waited, for he did not even know where to start. He did not even know if the hope for her waking had a point.
He was there for two days when they found him. Seven short folk, small men with beards and axes in their hands, and harsh smiles on their faces.
We can help you they said to him, the six cackling behind the speaker. But, prince, it will come at a price.
I would pay anything. He vowed. Only later, realising he should have asked what it would be.
The Seven disappeared and left him on his own. Alone, other than the silent not-dead princess at his side.
When they returned there was an eighth with them- an old frail woman with a basket in her hands.
We will wake her she said, pulling out an apple and throwing it in their air but you will never look at her, talk to her again, and she will work in the mines with my dwarves here.
He wanted to say no. But knowing she was alive, even out of reach, was better than sleep and near death.
so yes he said. Help her.
The old woman smiled and picked out a knife, cutting the apple into small parts. One, she handed to the prince, the other, she took over to the casket, and opening it, she placed it on the princess’ lips.
A gasp, a flash of her eyes opening, and the prince knew nothing more.
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The princess woke in a place she did not know, surrounded by people she did not know. An old woman and short men- and her prince, asleep on the ground.
He is not dead the old woman said only sleeping. But around you, he will never wake. He saved you but cursed you both- and now your life is tied to my mines.
The princess tried to fight, to leave.
But the old woman had magic and she did not, and the dwarves were all she knew for many years. Sometimes as friends, sometimes as enemies, often arguing but always allies, they worked side by sides in the underground mines, looking for fairydust and rubies, magic and gold.
They taught her the songs of work and the songs of marches, and soon she forgot that she had even been a princess.
One evening she was walking back to their home alone, when she heard a noise to her left. She looked, expecting a rabbit, a bird, but out stepped a man with a bow in his hands.
You shouldn’t be out in the woods alone he said to her.
This is my home.
Trees are no home for anyone. She wondered if she should tell him of the many people hidden in the forest, each with no where else to go come with me.
Why?
Because I have a place you can go.
She should have said no- but what was there for her in the trees and the mine? So she took his hand and he led her out into the bright daylight, through winding roads intil they arrived at a castle she did not know.
where are we? she asked.
The Huntsman smiled my home, and the home of my queen.
He led her in through the doors, up to a room where a woman was sat on a throne. The woman stood as she saw the princess, staring at her in wide eyed shock.
You look just like her the queen whispered.
Once, the Huntsman said quietly, seeing the question in the princess’ eyes my queen had a child. A daughter who should have been your age. But she was stolen away by the man my queen loved.
You-
I’m not her the princess said- but she had never known her mother. Only her father and an empty throne at his side.
No. the queen said, her tone one of disbelief. But I am in need of an heir, and you in need of care. Stay here a while, and let us see.
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-inhales sharply-
-immediately sets to work writing an entire stack of backwards fairy tales-
In 1978 a 20-year-old Australian pilot disappeared with his plane after radioing that he was being chased by a UFO.
Frederick Valentich was on a 125 mile training flight in his single engine Cessna 182 along the coast of Bass Strait when he told air traffic controllers in Melbourne that he was being buzzed by a UFO with 4 bright lights about 1000 feet above him.
Controllers said his last message was taped and was: “It’s approaching from due east towards me. It seems to be playing some sort of game… flying at a speed I can’t estimate. It’s not an aircraft. It’s flying past. It is a long shape. I cannot identify more than that. It’s coming for me right now.“ "It seems to be stationary on top of me. It has a green light and a sort of metallic light on the outside.”
His last words were: “It is not an aircraft.”
The Australian Air Force said it had received 11 reports from people along the coast who said they saw UFOs on that night. Full story here
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Gunslinger tattoo from the Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Done at Collective Tattoo Society in Kalispell, Montana