Best When Numb (results may vary)

| CALL ME NUMBEXISTANCE | I operate in my queue mostly now, so if you see me posting, doesn't mean I'm on. I post pictures of myself sometimes Disclaimer: occasional nude photos. I don't tag all triggers/NSFWAbout me: I have two tattoos. I have scars (that I won't let define me :). My eyes are blue. My dog is named after a girl I knew in group therapy who committed suicide, and I'm a bit of a free artist. Little ~ Kitten ~ sub

[blackqueerblog]

The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

[pinkseedgrows]

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

[journeymanfool]

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

[soannio]

[numbexistance]

“Which is the one that matters?”

Omg I don us a mistak

“Each of us get a copy”

This fu—

[blu-iv]

December 17th

[plasticblisss]

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[numbexistance]

Every person on my dashboard

@ Tumblrstaff u have no idea how many emails i have

[ain-t-bovvered]

[4theluvofall-deactivated2023052]

Lol 🤣🤣

[kingpepperony]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[notjustamumj]

LOL!!!!

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[tailbud]

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

[demilypyro]

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

[dankmemeuniversity]

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[kindslutttt-deactivated20171027]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[pepcidac]

[violentposer-deactivated2017101]

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

[thesmallcowboy-deactivated20190]

[mcavoy]

[ulibeanzz]

happy friday the 13th yall! just some reminders:

be sure to mind cracks in the side walk (only organic ones matter, the straight separating lines dont count) 

black cats are tremendously lucky, but you should be kind to one just for the hell of it

dont look in mirrors today. 

if you see ladders obstructing walkways, going underneath it is indeed passing through a portal  but it just leads to a separate dimension where everything is the same except a lot more people have been named Frank. Don’t recommend. just walk around it

Don’t make eye contact with the suspiciously normal looking people manning said ladders. theyre Franks. 

be sure to make your midday tea and stir counter clockwise with a knife 

usually youd have to catch a spider in your home and release it outdoors in order to receive a free answer to any question, but today all spiders will give free answers to questions you didnt know you had, but in obnoxious riddles, and it’s more hassle than its worth. avoid

it is perfectly valid to levitate in your room for 10 hours while shouting ancient hymns in an unrecognizable language and then pass out and not remember any of it. you are valid 

say hello to any ghost or ghoul you see today! its only polite

however, if you see a doppleganger of yourself, you must follow it, but from a distance. dont let it disappear from your sights before youve had a chance to spot the one difference between you and it and please do remember that slight changes in hair length is usually just the wind moving it in a strange way.

if your doppleganger approaches you, then you’re the doppleganger this year. run

 if you happen to catch a glimpse of your reflection and the movement seems off, dont panic! the system will be lagging a bit, nothing serious 

candy will be extra sweet today so if you’re into that then by all means 

ok keep it sexy, keep it classy, and most of all have fun 

[sixpenceee]

A perfect illustration showing why Halloween is awesome.

Illustration by mau-el

[numbexistance]

*My life got me like*

[sixpenceee]

The Giant African Snail. While they can be kept as pets, they are often considered as an invasive species. They can live for several years and grow up to 20cm (7.8 inches) in length.

[numbexistance]

Look at it! It's so cute