~STARZ~ @motherofthestarz - Tumblr Blog

⭐ INTRODUCTION FOR ME, STARZ! ⭐

I'm finally doing my intro since I've decided I'm gonna try to be more active on Tumblr and make more moots

motherofthestarz

twink

@griansnest

What if I just reported you, what then

griansnest

STOP NO

motherofthestarz

You can't even call me a twink I'm not really a guy😭

twink

@griansnest

What if I just reported you, what then

griansnest

oomf found this blog we are SO COOKED

hi @motherofthestarz

hi bro

dont look at my misceverse shit ok.

ignore it

motherofthestarz

Idk what the FUCK that is so okay. Hi

shynerdwantscuddles

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first

griansnest

@motherofthestarz im waiting.

motherofthestarz

Can 💘 be platonic?

That or 🫰

Happy late birthday ze!!!!!

@ze2the3

Got my mans some cheesecake, dirt ice cream, and a teddy bear

#aregect #ze #zegect #regectarg #arg

hellypoison

Okay, Scott Goldsmith's Period Cramps AU (I literally don't care if it's gross, just don't read it. It's how I entertain myself in my free time lol. I make up. Weird stuff.)

As we know, Scott slept for a very long time, about six hundred years, and during that time (if he ever progressed beyond level one) he lost all his levels, all his power, and became unacceptably, unpleasantly close to human. So now he can have his period!..

Well, more accurately, he didn't have his period while he was sleeping, because magical sleep acts on a vampire like a birth control pill and delays their period (ain't Im brilliant for inventig this?).

Now imagine a delay of six hundred years. Oh, it really hurts when the Aftermath finally catches up with Scott. In fact, his cramps are so bad that Scott literally can't get up. He collapses in pain, unable to stand up during all of the Oakhurst Events, he doesn't even have strenght to turn anyone.

Shelby is a good roommate, so she finds poor Scott in the ruins of his castle after he returns there once to explore what's left. And she simply helps him back to Oakhurst, convincing him that everything will be okay, while Scott goes through the worst, most embarrassing moment of his life as a vampire, barely able to stand on his own two feet at all.

So, VSMP has a happy ending! Because Scott has such a bad cramps for months that he can't properly be a evil.

Owen, of course, that's another problem, you know. I still haven't figured out what to do with him to keep things nice and peaceful, but honestly, I think he just needs to be given something like a caring family, a friend, anyone, to distract him from his whole... killing humans thing. You know. Anyway.

All the period pains you ever project onto Scott Goldsmith goes into this AU. All your pain is now his. It's contains here for eternity. So other cast members can have hashtag survive and hashtag live long happy lifes.

❤️

motherofthestarz

What if I just make a blog where people send in asks of all their horrible period experiences and then write about Scott experiencing them

Real haters watch the thing they hate so they can hate more efficiently

#STARZ THINKS #this is about heated rivalry #i hate heated rivalry #just you wait till I get a max subscription #I will be the most efficient hater EVER #relatable #hating

I was playing regretavator with my girlfriend one day and I saw someone in cosplay and thought they were genderbent Hatsune miku, it turns out they were Andre from that one arg.

My girlfriend yelled at me when explaining this and told me to go watch the arg, so I did.

AND I'M EVEN MORE CONVINCED

You're gonna tell me that Andre, a teal robot, is not just a genderbend of Miku, a teal robot???!!!! I think nought.

#minecraft arg #arg but the protagonist is a speedrunner #abtpiasr #andrew2002 #assimilation #hatsune miku

mrmeloncholy

The difference between the later seasons of disventure camp from the earlier seasons is crazy bc the worst thing that happened in season 4 was Isabel making a couple fight over who stays in but in season 2 Riya was gonna let Aiden fall from a cliff and die 😭

motherofthestarz

And in season four Ally was super okay with leaving Jake to be killed by that bear. He fr would have died, and god knows production wouldn't have saved him 😭

transmcytshowdown

ROUND 3, PART 10

DrTrog + AbolishRegret Teamup

Pyroscythe + Ivorycello Teamup

Voting ended onJan 31

DrTrog:

Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms

Headcanons: Agender, they/them

Propanganda: Uses they/them irl

“Trog literally invented non-binary people.”

“Vote for the non-binary mad scientist god who created the world and can put you in the bible if you please them. This feels like a no-brainer. They're inventing a machine that's ushering in the apocalypse. They're raising a baby dragon. They're being SadMilkman's dramatic foil in the funniest way possible. Come on, people. Make the right choice.”

AbolishRegret:

Submitted for: Vampires SMP

Headcanons: Nonbinary, he/she; Demi-boyflux, he/they

Propanganda: “You know that one tweet that's like ‘I’m probably nonbinary but I have a job so idrc about that rn’? Yea that's him.”

“V!Abolish has so much “I’m probably enby but I’m working rn” energy (So does V!Legs).”

Pyroscythe:

Submitted for: Vampires SMP, Kaboodle SMP

Headcanons: Nonbinary Transmasc, he/they; Transfem Enby, they/she/he

Propanganda: Canonically uses he/they

“He was heavily bullied growing up and was later cast out of their community and disowned by their family as well (very trans). Pyro is never really taken seriously by humans or other vampires until it's too late when all he's really looking for is approval (also very trans). Plus he's pathetic wet dog-coded and I think that's pretty trans of them too.”

“He’s truly got it all. Tiddies. Bloodlust. Two separate world-ending situationships. One of the largest killcounts I've ever seen in MCRP. What else could you want?”

“No one can convince me V!Pyro is cis.”

Ivorycello:

Submitted for: Whitepine

Headcanons: Transfem, she/her

Propanganda: Is transfem irl

“Being alienated by your peers? Being targeted by authorities? Having memory problems? All incredibly transfem of her, honestly.”

motherofthestarz

Hey so if abolish DOESN'T win it will mark the end for me

Yk it's one thing to do rpf/write dark things, it's a while other thing to be FUCKING ANNNOOOOYYYYING while doing RPF/writing dark things.

"heh... I just don't care about CCs boundaries because I'm sooooo evil and bad and meannnn and I'm just SUCH a bad persssooon" like PLEASE shut the fuck up no one cares about how "bad" of a person you are

"I just looooove writing incest about this guy from Minecraft, hah you guys alllll hateee me but IDC what you think because I'm soooo traumatized from my mom asking me to clean the dishes.... Heh! You can't break what's brokennn..."

Istg these people never tag anything correct, expose their content to CCs constantly, and everytime they're given criticism or advice it's taken as hate.

I don't even really mind the chill rpfers, they're great, you can do your stuff over thereee and we'll sit right hereeee, simple!

Atp those types of rpfers make me feel bad for the chill guys, it's like they're ruining the traditions of RPF. We were all fine and dandy when we were separated and respected eachother, and they had to ruin it!

#STARZ RANTS #rpf hate #rpf critisms #this post was written about someone very specific in one of the fandoms I'm in #guess who #Starz is being a hater again