Failed the Turing

I'm not a robot, I swear, trust me, I promise. she/her

[uramura]

I’d suck her dry 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

I mean what who said that

[thegneurshk]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[torgamous]

FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth

The tender member of your lady love?

Then be assured its texture is unmatched

Now softened as it is by womanhood

KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!

Were we not so close I would have thy head!

FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,

While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold

[effemimaniac]

as a tgirl it would be so easy to babytrap me its not even funny how fast i would fold i wouldnt even care AND id be a deadbeat mom

NGL If this friend told me they were off birth control it would be like blood in the water. I'd be like the horny grinch my dick would grow three sizes that second. I'd be growling in their ear listing off baby names. Their legs locked judo style around my back it doesn't matter I'm already to the hilt like Excalibur. Pussy feeling like a well-lubricated lobster trap and I'm already buttered for tonight's dinner. The estrogenised scorched earth of my testes knows this might be the only chance it's getting to fulfill the biological imperative, it's like Dragon Balls Spirit Bomb in there mustering up all the remaining testosterone in my body to shoot the first viable load I've shot since 2020. We're cumming in sync hallucinating CGI sex-ed fertilisation montages. The writing's painted on their walls and it's reading positive. Post-nut clarity hitting harder than I was hitting the pussy a minute ago I'm thinking of Plan B through Z while they're looking up designer baby shoes on depop. I'm so fucked. I was fucked from the start. Oh hey those Pradas are cunty, and they've never been worn?? What a deal.

[animentality]

[uramura]

I’m back idk wtf happened

[sailatina3]

[stephexmachina]

can't read mlm fiction where they cheat on their wives/gfs bc the wanting to bludgeon both men to death gets in the way but i eat it up when lesbians use & betray the men in their lives #mydoublestandard

[middayrot]

a gentleman's touch

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[communist-hatsunemiku]

x_cast_x

[m0use-trap]

crazy how mama is alr a 10/10 song and then they added dagger interlude to turn it into a 20/10 one

[motherpheasantplucker42]

crazy how mama is alr a 10/10

[girljudgement]

[avakynx]

[rororonyan]

Devils on my shoulder hihi haha hoho