Georgie says *CHOMP*

charlie | she/her i post about pokemon and stargate and other stuff sometimes too

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[transjudas]

dolly parton did so much good in this world. just because she cared. caring means so much. loving people and wanting to make the world a little better while you’re here matters so much.

[mothgirlcharlie]

im just not sure that i can live in a dolly-less world. rip to the most legendary artist of all time

[wolfinatorv]

just sharing this!!

[shottxyz]

[softwaring]

[missadelinecatgirl]

must we live in squalor

[wizardarchetypes]

everyone. free yourselves.

[ahasiw-kahkitow]

[nimashkawizii]

[ahasiw-kahkitow]

[medievaljournalist]

"ONLY DR PEPPER CAN BANISH THE DARKNESS"

-ancient inscription

[ecto-hazard]

[viralfrog]

[akiragatr]

[jacinderblocks]

Why do I feel like I need to see a picture of the Walter Cup with a newspaper with today’s date before believing that she’s been found

[stateownedslut]

Religious girl: thank you God for inventing the vibrator

Atheist girl: I'm so glad science and engineering have progressed to the point where we can manufacture vibrators

Liberal girl: thank you free market for creating the supply to meet the demand for vibrators

Feminist girl: the vibrator has freed us from the need for men

Radical feminist girl: the vibrator is still a phallic implement

Marxist girl: actually it was historical forces that freed women

Marxist feminist girl: the vibrator serves as synecdoche for the entire process of industrialisation and proletarianisation that has laid the groundwork for the liberation of women

Reactionary girl: the vibrator was created to destroy traditional heterosexual relations

Idealist girl: the vibrator was invented because of feminism

Anarchist girl: I have no idea how the vibrator fits into a schema of history

Primitivist girl: I masturbate with a smooth river stone

Lesbian girl: hey while we're all in the same room I have a suggestion

Agnostic girl: nobody knows why I just orgasmed

[haberdashing]

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[twowhitehorses]

as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

[twowhitehorses]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[trip-wild]

May I hit y'all with a hot take

Uncle iroh has Hawaiian shirt energy

Sokka also has the same energy but no sleeves

Thank you for your time

[phoenixbrightheart]

[m1sterryan]

nothing gets past this guy

[wormbraind]

the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

[wormbraind]

#he does really good backflips

oh okay that clears it up. thanks