A Bitch

She/Her🩷 Credit to the artist and the designer of the background

[mothmansockpuppet]

As a teenage girl i have always felt spiritually closer to Brutus and Julius Caesar simultaneously rather than ANY teenage fictional role model and once i grew up that immediately DRASTICALLY jumped to relating more to my grandparents than to other 20-something girls.

[just4g1rlythings]

nothing is awkward or cringe. I don't give a fuck. I'm on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

[mothmansockpuppet]

I LOVE EVIL WOMEN!!!!! I THINK WOMEN SHOULD GET TO BE MORE EVIL ACTUALLY!!!

YES that beautiful woman is completely insane and also evil. I LIKE HER THAT WAY!! YOU'RE WEIRD FOR WANTING HER TO CHANGE!!!!

For clarification purposes i mean fantasy evil, i do not mean actually vile people in the real life because they suck. I love evil women but i dont like real villains who take ppls rights away.

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[the-haiku-bot]

there is a CRAFT in

my HEAD and i cannot BUILD

IT. snage and snatred

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[catchymemes]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I care very much

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[hemipenal-system]

werewolf who doesn’t like being around people when she shifts because she’s scared she’ll hurt someone even though on her shifts she becomes the nicest snuggliest girlbeast you’ll ever meet in your life

[crow-thing]

Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

we should be allowed to make group chats on tumblr

[bequietand]

0 notifications on my tumblr? Heh, practically famous