physically alive, mentally face down in a mall fountain

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[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[kleefkruid]

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

[technofinch]

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

[toastbutteregg]

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[keendle]

*fucking towel burritos you*

get socialized idiot

[iviedraws]

no one’s around to help

[theworldsforgottenboy]

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[kotolunokystys]

Happy New Year!

[a-bird-dreaming-of-freedom-deac]

[trainthief]

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[plumslices]

Sheets by Monanbear from Minisupertickerclub

[bookoflostmemories]

[impaled]

This non lactose free milk got me actin up

[neenarchive]

characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope

[neenarchive]

extra sexy if they manage to trick them into saying or doing something the other would never do

[liesmyth]

#'when it's just us the colonel calls me by my first name riza' #'so you two are that close!' 'I lied'

[antiqueanimals]

In the Wrong Box. Walter Hunt (1861-1941)

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