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Ascelis ▪ (he/they/it/bun)

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[anxietyproblem]

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

ive been collecting this specific brand of evil, satanic meme-adjacent images with no clear punchline since early 2019 in a folder on my laptop me and my close friends refer to as “the evil memes folder”. here are some of my favorites enjoy

[neko-gifs]

bo_mang_co: 왕관착용법 How to wear a crown.👸🏻

[whitepeopletwitter]

[topshelftussin]

your roommate is correct

[depsidase]

[lgb-tease]

Why would you hide this in the tags!

[ithelpstodream]

how to tip

[trekkie-lover]

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

[snowconelostinthesauce]

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

[fatale-distraction]

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

[southern-slayed]

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[catchymemes]

[mananabuffins]

aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong

[mananabuffins]

I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops

[nataref]

I wasn’t actually going to reblog this UNTIL I seen this reply… Thank u random drunk 22 year old cis man I appreciate you

[snorlax-and-co]

[autistic-fairy]

@friendly-enby

[killedbythecat]

i can’t explain it but she’s slipping

twitter | instagram | art tag | shop | repost policy

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[nochillpikachu]

well damn…or just anxiety

[infj-dreams]

Accurate

[dreamer-13-deactivated20201222]

Damm

[smart-student-anon]

This explains so much— Holy—

[playingwiththesquirrels]

[segweg]

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

[teathattast]

Cats of the Decade

[leonardusquill-deactivated20210]

Don’t forget these beauts

[hydrogenbymoon]

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

[profeminist]

Source

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

[anarchapella]

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

[constant-instigator]

Hey I wanna talk about this.

I work at a drug addiction counseling center. A ton of my clients have, at one time or another, sold their food stamps. This is basically exactly what the GOP is afraid of, right? Drug addicts selling their food stamps.

I have learned, now, to ask them WHY they sold their food stamps. Here is an incomplete list of the answers:

- I need tampons, and you can’t buy them with foodstamps

- See above RE: toilet paper

- I was living in a hotel with no kitchen then. I had to buy pre-prepared food

- The homeless shelter won’t let me keep food in my locker or room, so I have to buy pre-prepared food (Yes, really)

- I had to make rent

- My sister had to make rent

- My son had to make rent

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll die

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll loose control of my mental health

But the absolute most common form of food stamp fraud I see? Giving away food stamps to other family members who get no food stamps or insufficient food stamps to feed their families. I see that every month. People glassy eyed and hungry because they gave away their food to their adult kids, their grand kids, cousins, siblings etc.

So, is food stamp fraud rampant? In some places, yes. And I’m not about to chastise people for it.

[marithlizard]

reblogging because it’s still true and important

[kalesbug]

[gl0rb]

ok but this tweet actually managed to call out an entire generation