can’t believe it’s not mothmute

30s! mostly funny posts, sometimes queued!

[mothunmute]

hi! 30s, they/them*, northeastern US (* — that’s “they/them” in a “none of your business” way, not necessarily a “these are my pronouns” way)

blog est. 2022-06-06, primarily focused on “funny” posts — likes from @mothmute

non-queued posts whenever I feel like it

most original posts will tagged with #m.m.

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[afloweroutofstone]

I’ve been reading @accidentalbron - documenting Tweets that sound like lyrics from rapper Action Bronson - and laughing so hard that it actually has me in tears

[afloweroutofstone]

[gloriousmonsters]

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[earhartsease]

[kamil-a]

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Happy pride month or something i don't know

Thank you for being supportive 💙🤍❤️

[fandanglefrogfarts]

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

[sstrange-cloudss]

Les misreblog

[dogpuppy]

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Now is not the time for dad jokes"

[oodlenoodleroodle]

in Finnish, tartar/calculus is called "teeth rock" and one time my dad went to have his teeth rock removed, and the parking lot of the dentist's office had an enormous lorry with a load of gravel, and my dad went in all put out like what are you trying to imply??

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied