Whaddup bitches

whadda fucjk

[dharr5]

Girl Shinji Blast‼️‼️‼️

[7evenam]

Unfortunately I’m gonna be out of town when deltarune chapter 5 releases, so in order to avoid spoilers I’m most likely gonna be inactive the 23rd through the 27th 😔

GOOD NEWS TGOUGH THE REASON IM GONNA BE GONE IS CAUSE IM GOING TO A BUG HUNTER NARCISSIST COOKBOOK CONCERTTTTTTTTTTT WOOOOOO

My collection grows…. (Very funny that my deltarune posters are on the wall next to them)

[narcissistcookbook]

my set will be entirely screamed deltarune spoilers over 190bpm powerchords

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

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[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[narcissistcookbook]

makin art that most people can't stand but that two dozen people think is a peerless masterpiece since 2015

[narcissistcookbook]

1 in 9000 dentists recommend the narcissist cookbook

[squeakitties]

just learned that classic youtube poop Dinner Blaster was originally uploaded december 27th 2007 . Dinner Blaster is old enough to smoke cigarettes. Dinner Blaster debuted during the bush administration

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[127leilas]

true

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[s0bk]

yet again Toge (he/him) is just chillin' ~

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[tailsos-official]

Buy her a bottom surgery and then fuck her in it 👍

[tailsos-official]

No, the pure of heart will see my wisdom