mothxdust

boy howdy

[theweirdwideweb]

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[yondus-wife]

Nobody:

Jeff Goldblum:

[yarnspool-deactivated20240216]

plague doctor: *slaps bottle containing leeches* this bad boi can suck so much plague out of ya

[end0skeletal-undead]

Pill cockroach (Perisphaerus sp.), Singapore by melvynyeo

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[valtsv]

my

is to

and then act like i don’t know

[foodball]

[javi150190]

The trailer for the live action Cats movie has dropped

And the world is not the same 

[dateagirlwhosweird]

date a girl whose spine regenerates at such a rapid rate that she can pop out her vertebrae and chew on them like jawbreakers without permanent injury.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

[spoopy-story]

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain:

[aidashakur]

Is anyone else in a weird state of mind right now ? Like everything is fine but everything’s not fine

[lotus-baby]

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

[kiixiies]

[smallmight]

NOW

[no-chill-at-all]

[dogsforwhiteboysummer]

No

[mood21k]

No

[conveniencefeemayapply]

No

[easilyshaken]

No

[i-hate-the-word-moist]

No

[ihavesomeseriousissues]

No

[isurehopeitgetsbetter]

No

[professionalnavelgazer]

No

[paleaestheticmicroblog]

No

[somerandomfuck]

No

[verymuchbinary]

No

[basil-lemongrass]

No

[theremovalofambiguity]

No

[external-image]

No

[slamsfistontable]

No

[roudfolkindexnumber17770]

No

[premium-snapchat]

No

[quiklube]

No

[ramenis4foradollar]

No

[sterileemptyvial]

No

[hystericalcure]

No

[zestypepperoni]

No

[analeyez]

No

[gianttomatoabominations]

No

[hearthstoneoffering]

No

[calamardoybobesponja]

No

[messageanddataratesmayapply]

No

[quando-quando-quando]

No

[so-i-am-confusion]

No

[successfulantfarmer]

No

[tastyandforbidden]

No

[unholesum]

No

[vegangothmermaid]

No

[thissillybloghasntpostedanything]

No

[someonetookthetimetomakethis]

No

[automaticwitchbarbarian]

No

[naturallyglutenfree]

No

[ifirritationpersists]

No

[come-get-californicated2]

No

[unicornglitternutellacookie]

No.

[kamiddani-deactivated20190824]

No

[stripedsocksinabox]

No

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

No

[delta-does-what-i-please]

Oi

[yee-to-my-haw]

No

[i-should-probably-rename-this]

No

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

No

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bassiter]

Visit Original Link

Hellfire by Barns Courtney except playing from a radio you brought to the forest while you and your friend use a ouija board to try and contact spirits of the woods for fun. When you hear abrupt, distant rumbling and howling, however, you both book it, leaving the radio and the board behind.

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative