Motorman Lives

Buzzfeed Unsolved side blog.

[syypherr]

“One of these days, i’d love my eyes to turn black.”

[jesus-said-chill]

GO VOTE RIGHT NOW.

[wellanthropologicallyspeaking]

N o

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[jesus-said-chill]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[midnightinthemagicmicagarden]

Several of you have expressed concern about things I’ve said recently. You’re not wrong to be. I’m not in a good place. My mom, she’s my rock. She supports me emotionally and financially. Suddenly two weeks ago she was ripped from my life. While she hasnt passed away but she’s now unable to come home, or earn a living. Neither of us were prepared for this. Each day without her has become increasingly hard to survive. There’s no day certain when she may be home. I need her because I need my mom but as the weeks go on the money available is shrinking. As it stands I have $17 in cash for me and the bevy of rescue dogs we have taken in.

But today has been worse still. One of our dogs became deathly ill. In fact her making it through the night is still iffy but the emergency vet care is costing me $2200 money I absolutely don’t have. I’m so scared. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’ve spent considerable time on the suicide hotline. I have the number written on my wrist.

I’m not asking for donations, though I’m so against the wall I would accept, when generally I would not. I am asking that you buy art immediately. Every piece I’ve ever done is for sale, those on Etsy and those just on Tumblr. I’d virtually accept any offer. I just need money and quick! My Memorial Day Sale didn’t yield sales nor did three mother’s day sales. I really need your help. I don’t know who else to ask.

[syypherr]

Here’s a sleeping naga!Shane doodle  (´ ꒳ ` ✿)

[jesus-said-chill]

(●´ω｀●)

[ghostdefiles]

please @ Ryan Bergara i’m begging you to tone it down because my aesthetic loving ass is gonna blow a fucking fuse

[softilnyckyjj]

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[buzzfeedunsolvednetwork]

[cryptid-quest]

Cryptid Photograph #3: Duhon Photograph

Taken: June 29th, 2013

Location: Somewhere in Louisiana

Photographer: Trail Camera (unknown who placed it there) 

Cryptid: Bigfoot (possibly Southern Sasquatch) 

Skeptical Theory: Man

[wheezehotdaga]

Some “I’ve reached 900 followers and didn’t know what to do” wallpapers! They should be phone size if anyone wants them. I’m not gunna get mushy but thanks a lot lads, I’m really happy we’re all here together! 💖

[lengthy-artery]

I had a dream last night but all I remember of it now is

My flatmate: “Idk, Ryan Bergara isn’t that buff.”

Me, turning to them, shocked and aghast: “Ryan Bergea is jacked as shit, bro.”

[syypherr]

Screen shot redraw i guess?????

…also @motormanlore…uwo

[motormanlore]

No.

[dagasinfilo]

oh hello

[mxrattlebones]

Fuckhands McQueen better stay the fuck away from me

[dagasinfilo]

[mxrattlebones]

OH SHI-

[madejmon]

Hey @motormanlore i know i havent talked to you guys in actual fucking ages but i needed you to see this

[motormanlore]

This is plagiarism at its finest

[dagasinfilo]

oh hello

[motormanlore]

this is unbelievable. i cannot believe this.

February 17th. Motorman’s first mention on our discord server.

March 4th. Motorman is caught on tape.

on the same day he was posted on tumblr.

April 28th. Motorman art was made and again on the same day posted on tumblr.

And now, on May 9 Kittymosh posts this eeringly similar creature, without even mentioning his name or his creator.

[levyfiles]

I know we’re quick to think that Shane and Ryan reaching across the aisle to shake hands and then snatch their hands back was a big No Homo TM moment, but in reality, it was a No Shitfish TM moment, 

[klausesdiego]

It’s not natural for anybody, but eventually you just start working it into your daily life and *wink* hoo, smooth as butter. And then you’re creepy.

[syypherr]

Dumb lockscreens again! woohoo

These are Hanahaki disease inspired 

Feel free to use them and please tell me if you do that’d make me happy!

Do not repost without credit.