33 Screaming Frogs

i'm jack and i'm ur local cryptid comprised of 33 screaming frogs

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[mogblade]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[knownqueerbaiter]

my most wild and fanciful dream is that customers will learn to read

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[greelin]

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

[leyinyangdragon]

Some of the First Brood…but smol.

Commission by ridsnest

[captainbasch]

Y'shtola Rhul | Scion of the Seventh Dawn _________________________ 🌕🧙‍♀️🫧📖

[thornmaze]

🌷

[unbelievablekats]

Felt weird and now its everyones problem

[toychewer]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[nights-at-crystarium]

time

[bsideheart]

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

[unionizedwizard]

literally obsessed with the union guy at mmmye factory who straight-up said the HR manager should be, and i quote, "pelted with rocks"

[unionizedwizard]

(specifically: this was about the top, country-level HR manager, who has no direct involvement with them beyond giving general orders)

(local) HR: please restrain yourself.

union guy: no.

HR: you are promoting violence.

union guy: promoting violence is okay.

HR manager: no.