I'm Obsessed With My Dog

i watch videos of dogs doing dog things but to cool music in my spare time

[teenjournalist]

A man downtown has seen the pattern

[log6]

you block ‘liberally’ you say? Well I block marxistly. Just one of the many ways in which I’m better than you

[2v62-deactivated20221127]

[romcommunist]

banky the bloke who does graffiti innit

[deathwarlock]

grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

[slipping-into-madness]

[tchaikovskaya]

i dont have an emerald green chaise longue and im being so brave about it

[moss-cola]

El muchacho de los ojos tristes

[lycanthrology]

groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

[normal-horoscopes]

Abortion is 100% a sacrament of the death cult, which is why they seeth and gnash at the mere possibility of being denied it.

I unironically love how you losers can't go two seconds without making completely reasonable things into the most badass heavy metal shit possible.

[normal-horoscopes]

Legitimately, please keep sending me asks so I can keep studying you like a bug in a jar.

[sweetestsecrets]

“We understood the many ways a mother’s shame can haunt a daughter’s body.”

— Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak (via buttonpoetry)

[papasmoke]

when me and my friends were kids we’d play yugioh by drawing cards from our decks and putting them next to each other and the kid that drew the card with the cooler art won

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is how I read tarot cards

[dame-nostalgique]

Wax seals & pressed flowers - A perfect romantic combination 🌼💌

[sciencetylia]

One of my favourite twitter trending topics I’ve seen in a while: #GirlsWithToys.

This came as a response to an Astronomer’s remarks that Scientists are ‘boys with toys’.

Glad to see such a strong response from the women of STEM. :)

[birdonawire]

still not convinced anybody is actually using discord it looks like a fake website they’d make up on svu

[birdonawire]

[psilopterus]

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

[miss-edith-cushing]

Ok, so here is the croissant that started all this mess:

When asked about what kind of animal might it be, the woman said: "It's this, oh, what is it called... A lagun!"

The devil works fast, but The Krakow Animal Welfare Society works faster:

They already made a merchandise with an illustration of the lagun - they posted information about it on Facebook on Tuesday evening and by the Wednesday morning everything was already sold out.

My university professors are so delighted about this story that they are writing tons and tons of limericks, moskaliks and lepiejs (those two last genres are very popular, ridiculous and humorous types of short poems, in last decades popularized by Wisława Szymborska) and posting them on official Facebook pages of our university departments, and I am dying of laughter.

[miss-edith-cushing]

Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.

[injuries-in-dust]

This is how cyptids get started.

[yesterdaysprint]

Clarion-Ledger, Jackson, Mississippi, May 16, 1939

[shitpostinguniverse]